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This is the only known image of "TOR". An allusive cannibal on the island of Unkul, this savage was raised by sloths until missionaries from the church of Scientology found him and weaned his intellect on a steady diet of science-fiction and sugar. He showed great promise as a "goof-off", even getting his B.F.A. in Seqeuntial Art from the Savannah College of Art and Design.
As the boy grew older he gained substantial weight, and a well minded scientologist bought him a copy of "Dr. Atkin's Diet Revolution". Taking the Atkin's diet a little too seriously he devoured thirty-four missionaries and some goldfish, then ran back into the dense jungle.
Occasionally we get reports of sightings at remote jungle Kinkos, and he regularly sends the Myth Mill work from his hidden jungle realm, and in exchange we send him protein bars and nudie magazines.
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