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1. Did you hear that the Post
Office just recalled their Minnesota Viking
commemorative stamps? People couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
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2. A man walked into a bar and sat down for a drink. He noted a dog
intently watching Packers/Bears game. Whenever the Packers scored, the dog
would jump onto the bar and do an animated dance. This happened over and
over as the Packers scored again and again, and at the end of the game, the
dog let out a loud howl and ran out of the bar.
The man thought this was pretty unusual and asked the bartender, "Gee
that's
amazing. What happens when the Bears win?" The bartender
replied, "I don't
know, the dog's only 4 years old."
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3. A devout Packer fan died and had just arrived in heaven (that's where all
Packer fans go, you know). He was talking to an angel trying to get the
lowdown on what heaven was going to be like. He asked the angel if there
were any former Packers in heaven.
The angel replied, "Sure, all the greats are here."
He then asked the angel if they played football and the angel replied that
in heaven, every day is Packer Sunday and the Pack always wins.
Being very excited the fan asked if Vince Lombardi was here and as he asked,
he saw a man with dark rimmed glasses, a heavy overcoat, and a cap that
looked strangely like the one Vince Lombardi wore in the Ice Bowl.
When asked excitedly if that was him, if that was Vincent T. Lombardi, the
angel replied, "No, that was just God. He just thinks he's
Lombardi."
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5. Q: How many people does it take to change a light bulb at Lambeau Field?
A: Three. One to change it and two to talk about how good the old one was.
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6. Q: What do you call a Minnesota Viking with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.
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7. Q: Why doesn't Iowa have a professional football team?
A: Because Minnesota would want one too.
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8. Q: What separates the one good team from the bad teams in the NFC
Central?
A: The Wisconsin border.
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9. Q: What does a stolen car and the Vikings have in common?
A: No Title
Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, policeman, salesman, etc. David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money> The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took Little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," said David, "He plays for the Minnesota Vikings, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids
