Hmm. well 0nce 1 le@rned to Spall The word W0RD adn I Gots c0nfused, because 1 le@rned to Spall The word and so i says why why dos werds confuse me. so i asks me teacher(hes Mr. smelly) I thinl that that is his name, so anyways, i asks him and he says to I feedles ur nornles broccili, so i says to him, broccili? i hate broccili big scary ones are in my dreams, and they try to eat me, and they are big and lookles likels vegitables. he says at me DIE and i gets all scard thinkin he might pull a gun out of the air, like that magic guy downtown, but fear not he did not pulls out a gunz, it was justles a snotrockles cookies, and so i says you should die instead. now he was really angry, like the broccili so them he pillz a gunz out o mid air like in the matrix, then i couldnt feel me arm and i saw that it was not htirt anymore ang den i says where did it goe, then hannibal guy says that he ate it, so i says that wasntles berry nice, and den i ask him if i could borrow his arn, but i tricked him, and i ran off with it. he called the police on I so i ateles the evidence. so then i starts crying cause im all upset cause i wanted to knows y someone called the copples on I so me askles the pretty nehbour girl elani, and she tells me to buzzles off, cause she says a big green thing called a grendel was attacking her norn. but me dontles thinkles it wasles a grendel, cus i bet it wus broccoli, cause broccili kills lots of stuff, like trees, and bacteria, and my mom says that it killed all of my baby fat, and me missles me baby fat, cause now im no more fat, im just that guy. so elani sayz in my eyes u wills alaways bes fat. and me says thank u. and she says to me that i am fat, and that the broccili gave me my baby fat back, so i gots all angy, cuz she called me fat. so i made a hole, and burried meself and den me realized, that me burryd da rong person. so then i call the pretty nehbour girl on me sel fone. and Elani picks up the fone. and i says can i tok to de pretty nahbour girl, and she says i am de pretty nahnour girl, so den i ask her , since that me burried me instead of her, that if she woudnt mind burrying herself, she says no problem. and den me say thanx, then the pritty nahbour girl person says im being sarcastic u mean person. so i says u shudnt cuss. den she says tank u. den i say ok. but now hannibal guy is tring to eat the pretty nehbour girls head/brains, so i call up mr. hannibal guy on his sel fone. and me asks him if he could rite me a peom bout eating brains and stuff, and giv me his auto graf. den i sweep up elani, and we head of to toys rnt us. den she takes me stilen money, and takes me car, like in that movie 3000 miles to graceland. sos wens i steel anoter car i met up with a guy/girl,/person/ gurrila. and me and it falls luv in. nows me chance. so me and ape thingy have weird lil kids. and i says to me self, that this shuld make pritty nehbour grl jellis. and it dos. and den pritty nebhor grl says to i wuts your name. den i says to her dat me name is fatso mc fat fat fat. so den she makes funnles of me name. i getsles all upsetslls. i wishles my momy wuz here. den magic wishy faires appear, and i says well if ur actually magic them go away. i made a bad choice. i never saw dem again.Me wuz upset that them magic wishy fairies left, then now me had a idea so me said i wishled that the magic wishy faireis wood com back, and day did, so now i had magic wishy fairies to be my friends, so den me asks i wishles for a miilion dollors,so de magic wishy fairies says ok poof there were smoke and stuff, and i said that smoke was unnessciary cuz it gives peoples bad stuff. so me went to me cardboard box. me unloked da door and went in da kitchen. me grabs de magic wishy fairies. and i cutles der heads off. me puts dem in de oven, set at 450 degrees cellcouis. lucky me me box was soggy, or it wud had caut on fire. den de magic wishy faires tasted gud so i says magic wishy faries why come are you so wishy. dey said we are dead and in you stomok me says hehe. me says dis forever. at de end of ferever. me says me wanna spend me money. so me call up pritty nehbour girl. i says wanna spend some moneys. pritty nehobour grl says okdoky. we gos and spends lots of moneys. so i baut candy for pritty nehbor gril. and now i fatens her uples and stuffles her in an oven. like in that fabel story. now she says she is burning. me says no dont burn like macoroni at de bottom of a pan. vause macroni dosent tastles good burnt so den me lets her outles of the oven. she tricked me cause shi is so pritty. me did nt turnles onles da stovels. so Me cry and elani wraps arms round me, and me says were did u com from elani, she says dat she is de pritty nehbour gril who me stuffled in de oven. oh me says. now me and pritty nebohr glri are giting married. den in de chpel a stanger says dat me is married to it. me says dat me had never seen dis guy/girl/person/gorrila befor. so preist dude checks me record. he saysles tht me is marriend to dat monstrosity. me wife is a lil thingy. and my children are freaks. so me says gud bi to pritty nehbor girl. and den pritty nehbor girl says stop calling me pritty nehbour grl, my name is elani. si den me ask. were did u com from elani. she ignores me. but din prtty nehbour girl starts tellin me were she came from. and i says i did not ask you prtty nehobur grl, me asked elani. me and me wife walkles away. apperently me wife wants me to live with her in a wild life preserve. so me says one werd. DEfORCE. Me hate you gorrila thinging. mi is gona marry prtty nehbour grl.so den maoyr guy says dat it takles 2 weekles to file for deforves so me says okdoky. den me shot me wife in da back, she cried. me invites prtty nehobour grl over for gorila din din(yup me eats me x wives). so she says i wish you werent stupid. den i says fine. so me calls up hitman on his bleeper. me says. kill prtty nehobour grl, cause she said me was stupid. so he says ok. so den me was video taping hitman person going into prtty nehobour grls houze. den me had a chnge o heart. so me pulled out me sniper rifle, and capped mr. nice hitman guy. den prtty nehovur grl says to i, u saveld me life. den me said yup. so now we walkled downtown to da "Norn Centre". so me says to prtty nehbour grl, why come u so prtty. den she sezlles, me am prtty, cause u tink ahhhh grndle. me says broccli, Den elani says grndl. den broccili like ting starts eating lil kiddies. den me follows it, and der it was shopping, at a mall, a broccili monster mall, and den it bought a bignormous box of 7 year olds, den it pours a couple in a nourmous bowl. and den pours acid on dem.. me says to broccili thing, how do lil kiddies taste? moster syas try one. so me says ok so me grabs me lil brother, and rips offles his arm. den me eats it. it tastes prtty gud. den elani says, eww thats gross me am liaving. den me say bi. den prtty nehobur grl says dat she is moving to de opposti endles of de unicerse. me says ok. so den me sneakles in her roomles. and stuffles her in a boxles. me putted lots of stamps on da box. den me rite a address. to de opposti end of de unicerse. den me puts it in de male. so nows me is all alone. den lots of magic wishy fairies pear out of nowere. dey say dat me has to go to magic wishy fairy jail cause me ate some wishy fairies. so me says ok. den me gets me samuri sword out of me poket. and me cutles all of der heads of. me puts dem in a zippy lockels bag. den a grl prtty er ness den pritty nehbour grl comes out of now here. so den me saysles wut is ur namels. she says me name is elani u stupid moron. me live next door to u. dne me say tank u and me invitles here inles to havels some freezer burned magic wishy fairies. den a big broccili pears out of nowhere. and eats prttyer nahbour grl. I says fine eatles prttyer nehbour grl. me will just move to de oder end of da unicerves. so me move dere. den a package is handed to me. it says from me to de oppostie end of da unicerves. me open de soggy box. and prtty nehovur grl was in it. me says yay prtty nehbour grl u r so prtty. me says wow you looks like u were just inside a broccli. I hate broccili. die broccili die die die. but me accidently stabed prtty nehbour grl instead of broccli. so me movels back. den Elani syas to I how long have u been haluconating. me says me cant haluconate. me dont now wut halo****ate is. so me shot elani. In the heart. with a butiful peom. so den its cristmas. an me gace her a norn named sticky. she luvs sticky. sticky ate her other norn named stupid( thats whut me callz her oder norns) so me saws prtty nehber grl upset. me say me norns was prtty hungry, day ate prtty nehber grils norn like piranahs, but me says sticky probly wont eat u in ur sleep. prtty girl wuz u[set, so den me say okdoky. me hated ur nornles anyways, day always cames firstles, and me came second. me was gonna have mr. nice hitman kill dem, butt me saveld ur life instead. so u shud be hapy. so den pryyt neber grl tells me dat shrp nives kill people. now me was so upset. me mom says running up and don da stares wit shrp nives wiz gid c;eam fun. so now me says u stink like fried movies on popcorn siny days. she is serprized and shoots i in da leg wit a ak47. den me propozd. me say wiil u marry me prtty nebr grl. den she sayz me crazy, cause me is propozing to de same person dat me stuffled in an oven, and hired an assain to kill. den i says yup. so den we are in a church with me and er adn peacher dude, adm da state police. so da state police start bustin me cap cause me killed and atels me x wife. so me sayslez no needles to bustles me caples. me x wive had gorrila children. so den kops sayz ok. me offer kops some left over frozen faires. day said ok. so dey ate all 49 of da fairies. den day had majic powers. day started lifting chairs in da air. and den dey threw the chairs around da room. den one threw a forkle at me head. now me had a bullet in me leg and a forkle in me head. we lafed bout dis for long time, den me sayd okdoky time to die. so me pushed dem all in me hot oatmeal cereal. dey all burneled. me now lafed synically. hehehehe. Elani syas me hate u me retreat. so me says bi. so me agin sneakles in her housels. ohh yea now it is halloween. so me is in her closet. and me is dressed in scary nsync costume. den me friend court walks in elanis room. and me didnt know. and me scared him. he says ooops i craped me pants. so den elanis room smeells real bad, so now me gets forbreese bottles, and pours dem down corts pants. dem me fills room up wit gasoline. and light it on fire, to make sere dat da smell is gone. now prtty neber grl dosent live nect door. she lives downstairs, in me basement. she fears for her sanity everyday. me is so insane. me backed her norn pancakes. out of me norn sticky. me sold me freind cort to a sushi bar as sushi, so den me goos to sushi bar and den mr. sushi man says at me ur freind is all poopy. me wont buy him at any price. me says u cud cuk him on a pillow. sushi man says no. so me chopples der heads off. so den me and cort get to skewl. and den my pants break. da buttin boke. and so didles da zipper. so me pants were fallin down front of evrybudy. so den me tape me pants to gether and den Elani says u r so dum. u broke ur pants. so me says u live in me basement. u may not wake up tommorow. den me say just kidding, so me asks elani, u wanna go to da sweet shopples after skewl, she say ok. now me is in class, and de teach Mr. smelly saysles Stop talking we is in class. so me says u stop talking. me and teacher fight for hours, den me say tank u dat wuz fun. so again me gets shot in da oder leg by mister smelly. so now its after skewl, and elani is hangin out wit da kool kids, and me too, so me says u ready elani, she saysles sure, but can me take a friend, so me says yup. so she takes creaturegirl. me says u are prtty creature grl. so den i get creature girl lots of candy, and she is berry nice, so me says me wants u to be prtty neber grl. so she say okdoky. now elani wuz reallyer jellus. more jelus den wen me and gerilla goted married. so me invites creature girl over for din din. so me is getting ready for din din, and creaturegrl is gonna be here soon, so me call down stairs at elani, me syas can em play wit ur norn. she says ok, so now me decides norn is gud for din din. but peepls will hert me so, me smuggle norn to other county so me is in da UK and peoples likes nornles here more, so den a guy nameled genfiles invites me in with me smuggled norn, he is evil. he was breeding super killing grndles, and wuz gonna let em loose today, so me says y dont u make broccli dat eet peeples, den a big broccli eats him, me says hehehehehehheehe, dat wuz funny, den broccli aets da whole uk esept I. me is sad so den me kall creatre grl on her sel fone, and me say am me late fer din din. she says its been 5 years since me invited her over. so me says u mustles be reallys hungy. so me feed her ice cream, crisco, and prok grimes, and grizzle. so now she is a big and fat blob, now we have a game, me rollz her to supr market to gets fatter, yup dats da game, so den we gets married, and den me say, if me diforce u and shoot u den eat ur reamins will u still be my fend. she says no, so den me diforces her and shoots her and invites elani over to help me eat dis big fat blob(yup dats me second x wife din din) she says yes, but stop calling me, me lives downstairs. so den me is all upset cause wen me ates crture grls brains, me remembered how nicels creature grl wuz. so dne me calls up genfiles. his answeringg machinfe syas dat he is in da stomok of a broccli. me says ok machine. den me killz da machine with a hammer, it starts chsing me and turns into liquid, den we r in outer space an me killz it wit a zappy ray. now me is at da din din table wit elani. we r almost finished, den we start eating da toes, and day were painted pretty like, and me says da toes are prty just like u Elani den Hannibal guy says HI and den me.............. u ulgy hannibl giv I foodles or elseles. Den me starts singing annoying song like dis lo la la la weeeehhhhhhhheeeeeehhh so now me is all angry and sysles getles awayles or elseles and den i bites his arm adn it tries to chockles me so me give his arm a big slap. Now me and elani is walkin round a penny adn me sees a big bucket of fishy heads. so me buys dem as a christmas present for elani, but she sees I and so me shuves fishy heads down her throat. she made icky noises like caugh caugh. me said dat is rude she is lying on da floor blu and me is laughing hahahahhaahahaha. but den she is all like me is dead now mee has to make her alive agin so me say majik wishy fairies. den me remembers dat me ate dem all. so a big shiny donky say u stupid kiddy me is gonna gobble u up cause u r stupid like em, so me may be stupid but you r icky you shiny donky. now he is really angy so he biteles me head off. so now me is inside donky and it is smelly. so me open up umbrella and poof donky goes Fart Fart and Creature girl says eww gross smelly donky. so she puts stupod donky in a blendor but me is still in donky? so me is in blender too. Chop CHop is what donky sounded like as he hit da blendr ahh me saysle . but dead elani pulls me outle in timele. Ahh prtty nehbor grl is broken ahh. MLG are u a DR. and he saysles yesles and den nehbor grl chews off MLG's fingers. Aggg no more fingers me is now finding me self having fingers for din din. MMMmmm Mmmm it is yummy so me says pass to finger and pty nehbr grl is like shut up and me says u shutles up stupid donky. den me is all like where did stupid donky go???? ahhh donky is gone me is sad ahhh where did donky go. den elani sys i killed the donky so me is all like u cant kill donky cause stupid things dont die. so she puts her hand down her throat and pullz outles a huge stupid donky. Me hate u stupid donky i say you are so stupid u stupid donky. I wish u were din din for nehbor grl cause donkys are so stupid i wish to cutles their heads off. so me does!!!!! so den me has a big pig head in me hands. den me sysles hahahahhaha me killed donky. now elani sys no you killed an intelligent pig. now me says well at least it is more smarterness than me so now Me is all like "pigles arent smarterness den me" so me goes to the bathroom to gets me a drink from da toilet and toilet saysles " me hates u, me is gonna kill u" so me is all like "me is gonna poopy in u mouth" so now toilet is angry and pullz out a breath freshner and is like me is gonna kill you uncle wit dis freshner and so me says fine den, i dont have an uncle eddy who lives two blocks down in an old apartment complex, room 31 so the toilet gets up and me is like "no" so me poopies in his mouth. Now I was goin to party and techer said no drinking, so me no drink, me is now dehidrated, so ticher is likelse drink. Me is like no, so elani slaples me around and is like "U idiot, i dont knows why me lives nere u" and me says "lets tink about dis, u live in me basement, me eats ur pet norns cause u spend more timeles wit dem dan wit me, so me (naturally) eats u next" so stupid is all like fine eatles me, you still smell like poopy you poopy poop crap monkys. so me is all likels fine poop face. so now mesles cutles her hedles offles. den after dat me putles her in da freeser adn shi is all like its cold in here and me saysles me dont care cause you called me a poopy head monkey pooper. so me says hallo who r u? and den dis grl is all like me name is allison den now me says hallo alyson lets go to dat place, den alyson saysles wut is ur nameles so me says me name is fatso mc fat fat fat fat fat. den she is all like, you are fat and me says me know so den we is frends and matt mason coms around and saysles hey poop face hallo alyson adn me says me is not poop face you matt mason alyson says matt mason is betterle dan me so den me starts screaming and going more retarded dan i aready am so me starts gnawing me arm off and says aghoahglae den day go crazy screaming cause i bit matt masons foot off so den me turns into a trout and starts flopping around screaming im a trout and now im crazy poop on ur face monkeys and so den me jumps in matt massons mouth and turns into a poop and says hahahahhahahahhahahahaha you justles at pooples and den he starts making icky kauf kauf noises so me says hahahhahahaha me did dis till i died. dne me goes tod de majic wishy fairy house adn saysles why does he make icky kauf kauf noises, dey say it because matt masson dont like poop. so me says ok, sorry matt mason here is a tuth brush hehehehehe and den he says why is you laughing me is laughing cause I put green tuthpaste on ur brush and green is da same colour as broccoli and he says broccoli and me says where whree where werhe is da broccoli? so den me starts going crazy and start flipping out and so me starts shooting the ground wit a window. and so dey goes crazy cuz me is crazy until the monkeis start piling up now im in big truble cause der is a big broccolie trying to eat matt mason, so I shhootles it with my gunn but uh oh it is not a broccoli, it was his old camp counselor wearing green tuth paste. Stupid tuthpaste retard monkey matt saysles. Now me goes to town hall and starts sayling we have to destroy the crzy brccli da broccolie will kill us all den me sees hundreds of broccoli, but dey are not realy broccoli so me starts yelling stupid retard broccoli i will hunt you down monkeys so den me matt adn alyson starts tracking down da broccoli, dne a big broccoli is behind us so matt pullz out his gulle and makes bang bang noise so den me is all like....