Fatal Attraction


	1) Hogwarts puts on Romeo and Juliet as the school play. Draco and Ginny have roles in it. They fall in love and keep ruining the play with all their snogging. 2) In an attempt to improve house relations, Dumbledore locks Draco and Ginny in a small broom closet together. They are forced to play Monopoly until they can get along. However, they start to get competitive and place little bets on every aspect of the game. The bets, however, soon bring them to confess their undying love for each other, which they have always had. They work together to finish the game so that they both win, then escape the closet and run off to Tahiti to elope. And everyone lives happily ever after. 3) During a Voldemort!attack, everyone in the world except for Draco, Ginny, and Dumbledore dies. Dumbledore fashions a potion to get rid of all those nasty inbreeding defects and places the task of repopulating back the world to Draco and Ginny. Draco gets down on one knee and proclaims his love for Ginny, despite the fact that he really has no choice in the matter. They then snog and do their thing to repopulate the world - after all, Ginny IS a Weasley! 4) Due to a lesson in apparating gone horribly wrong, Draco and Ginny end up on a desert island and can't get themselves back to the castle. After arguing for days, Draco tells Ginny that the reason he hates her so much is to cover up for his unrequited love for her. Ginny faints because she feels the same way. Her fainting somehow works as a way to get them back to the castle, where they both live happily ever after. 5) Draco and Ginny are on the Hogwarts version of the oh-so-popular tv show SURVIVOR. Some of the challenges have them doing not so innocent stuff, which, of course, prompts a confession of love from one of the two. And, as always, they live happily ever after. 6) Draco and Ginny are contestants on the wizarding version of American Idol. The role of Simon is played by Snape, of course. After Snape bruises Draco's fragile ego with rather harsh comments about his singing ability, Ginny comforts him. And we all know where that ends up... 7) Draco is a popular pop singer who, when touring, brings only one pair of leather pants. They rip, and Ginny, being one of his groupies, finds him another pair just in time for the show and they start dating out of his gratitude. They then live happily ever after and she becomes his backup dancer. 8) Ginny, a pro golfer on the LPGA (Ladies Professional Golf Association or something), hires Draco as her caddy because after the war against Voldemort, Fred and George broke into Malfoy Manor and now the Weasleys have all of the Malfoys' gold and money and all that. One day Draco and Ginny end up snogging on the Golf Channel at the 18th tee as everyone in the crowds applaud. But silently. Golf, you know. 9) Ron has a dream one night in which he sees Draco and Ginny marrying, living happily ever after and saving the world of all evil. He shares the dream with the school and so Ginny and Draco feel compelled to make the dream a reality. 10) Draco. Ginny. A freak haggis incident. Draco saves her life. They look into each other's eyes and decide that this means they are meant to be. 11) Somehow, Draco gets forced to be Ginny's personal house elf. His constant contact with her, as well as the servitude thing, cause him to fall in love. He then uses his Dobby-like powers to prove it to Ginny. She ends up dating him for his cooking skills, and they live happily ever after. 12) Ginny is traveling to the Caribbeans via ship because... because... she wants too, and so while she is traveling, Draco who has become a pirate, takes over the ship and meets Ginny who falls in love with the new grungy sexy eyeliner wearing Draco. 13) Draco is wandering the Himalayans in search of the Yeti when he runs into a half-frozen Ginny, who was trying to climb Everest. They end up having to live in a Shurpa village for three and a half months while a blizzard whips through the mountains and fall in love while eating the last goat. When they finally get out, they move to Africa and live happily ever after. 14) Hermione turns Draco back into a ferret, using a spell with a one-year duration. She then gives Draco-the-ferret to a magical pet shop. Enter Ginny. During his year as her 'pet', they form a bond, which continues after he returns to human. 15) During an inter-house 'Truth-or-Dare' game, Draco or Ginny is forced to admit their feelings for the other...then learns that they're reciprocated. 16) Draco discovers the internet. He discovers FictionAlley. He reads a D/G, and, due to the subliminal messages laced throughout the story, falls madly in love with Ginny. 17) Draco discovers the internet. He discovers FictionAlley. He reads a Draco/Harry story, and is utterly repulsed by it. He runs out of the castle, completely squicked. At the same time, Ginny has discovered a Ginny/Ron story, which squicks her out. She also runs out of the castle. They run into each other. Boom And then share their woes, creating a bond. And then they fall madly in love. 18) Draco becomes a Hollywood film director and is wowing everyone with his.. crappy style of directing. He makes a movie called The Socks That Ate My Manor and casts Ginny in it because he remembered from Hogwarts that she loathed socks - he needed reality to give his movie meaningfulness. They fall in love, of course, and go on to produce a trilogy: 19) In a mad fit of anger, Arthur finds Malfoy Manor (from Dobby) and sets it on fire. Pyro!Arthur is laughing like a maniac but Draco and his hair care products have survived. Draco has to live either with Hermione or in the Burrow. He chooses the later and in his first week scares the ghoul in the attic, degnomes the garden (actually, the gnomes run away when they see him in the morning) and Bill uses his hair care products. (yes, Bill is back) Draco seeks confort in Ginny and TADAA! D/G bliss. 20) Voldy kidnapes Ginny and Draco becomes a Death Eater. He meets evil!Ginny and falls in love with her. But Ginny must love Voldy and they have a secret love affair. Sadly, Voldy finds out about them and kills both of them. At least they're together in death... 21) Because of some temporal rift, Ginny and Draco end up in Pride and Prejudice (I can't help it, I'm still suck on that book and Colin Firth). Offcourse since they are in a book they have to follow the plot to get out off it. After reluctantly doing so they fall in love, are freed from the book, arrive back at Hogwarht's and surprise the whole student body by snogging in front off them while Ron is screaming in the background "get off my sister" and Harry looks sullen because he realizes he's missed his chance. 22) Harry and Ron poison Draco's food and he ends up in the hospital wing, delirious. Ginny is injured in a Quidditch practice and she'll also in hospital. Draco thinks she's Pansy and claims he loves her. Madame Pomfrey cures him and he asks her if Pansy has been in hospital. Pomfrey says his only visitor was Ginny. Startled, he looks for her and he sees she cares. Pure fluff. 23) One day, Draco dreams that he is the prince in Sleeping Beauty and Ginny as the princess, aka Sleeping Beauty herself. He fights against all evil witches and the roses, waking her with a soft kiss. Ginny has a similar dream and because she so believes in dreams and does what they tell her, she meets Draco. He realises that his subconscious wanted to tell him that Ginny is the one for him, and so he does what it said. 24) Both of them have an extraordinary nice life and marry, but not each other. After their partners died, they end up in a wizards old-age asylum (aged 80 or so) first they start fighting like back in Hogwarts but then they realise how well they fit together and marry. 25) Draco writes with Fred and George's prank quill that makes him write his true feeling about the girl he loves. He writes about Ginny against his will. She finds the paper. She feels the same way about him. They live happily ever after...until Ron find out. 26) Arthur is very fascinated by Muggles. Ginny also becomes interested in them and writes a book under the name Virginia Mustelidae. The book's title is "How to win a snotty blond in 10 days. (yes, it is after the movie How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days) While torturing a Muggle with Lucius, Draco stumbles upon the book and reads it. He is so interested in Miss Mustelidae, that he tracks her down. Seeing who she really is, he understands she wrote the book for him, to him, because of him. Touched, he falls in love with her and they live happily ever after. 27) Draco forms a rocks band intitled "The wicked Hottie" and writes a song dedicated to a person exactly the same as Ginny. Ginny listens it and becomes a great fan, unaware of its writer. During a concert, Ginny asks for an autograph and, recognises Draco. She understands the song was made for her and falls madly in love with him. 28) Ginny finds out about the chat on the Internet and decides to make some friends. Unsuspectedly, one of her friends is Draco, under the nickname of "Veela Blood". They start showing a great interest in each other and decied to meet. When they finally meet, there's no time for regrets and they have to admit their love. 29) Ginny is a nun. Draco is a single father who has already populated the whole of Slytherin house. Ginny is a bad girl, she doesn't show up on time to anything. The head nun (?) tells Ginny she needs to get her head out of the coulds. Ginny says no. Head nun (Hermione) kicks Ginny out to be nanny to Draco's children. Poof, your Sound Of Music Spoof. (Believe it or not, I'm going to write that one of these days) 30) Ginny is thrown in a new wizarding jail because she is a "scarlet woman". Draco is thrown in same jail for DE acts. Cell mates. Draco still has money and cigarettes. Ginny is smoking addict. She does anything for ciggies and pow! Shagging like mad. 31) Draco is stupid and gets held back a whole lot. Ginny becomes teacher. Draco is failing so tries to seduce teacher (aka Ginny) for better grades. It works. 32) Draco discovers Pixie Sticks. However, the only people who can feed his addiction are the Weasley twins. Ginny just happens to work in their store. The crazed, addicted Draco is strangely alluring to Ginny and she falls for him. Draco ends up kicking the addiction, only to keep coming to the store to see Ginny. They end up running off into the sunset, with the contents of the cash register stuffed into their pockets. 33) Draco is riding his lovely horse named Mango around a nearby lake because Draco is of course nature boy. It is winter, and the ice beneath Mango's hoofs are very frail. Draco and Mango fall into the piercing cold of the lake. Ginny and her horse Pineapple see this and so she pulls Draco and Mango out with her wand. Ginny saves Draco in a very Lord of the Rings style fashion by clutching him and warming him up with a couple of spells. Their horses fall in love (yes a fruity couple) and they spend more and more time together. Bara Bing Bara Boom! A little foal named apple and happy nights of D/G. 34) Luna Lovegood starts her own fortune telling, aura reading, horoscope divining booth (all-in-one for a great price!) in the Hogwarts dining hall. Ginny's horoscope - "You will be snogged by Draco Malfoy." Draco's horoscope - "You will snog Ginny Weasley." I mean, it's not as though they can argue with fate! 35) After the war in which Voldie was defeated Draco is arrested and sentenced to Azkaban for all the terrible things he has done, but since nobody trusts the Dementors anymore there are now wizards and witches as prisonguards. Ginny works at Azkaban at the hospital. They meet, they fall in love, Ginny frees Draco, they leave the country and live happily ever after in Latin America which doesn't have a treaty with wizard England so they can't deport Draco back. 36) Draco is a part of a traveling circus act (the Human Canonball, if you must know.) Ginny goes to a show and Draco accidentally gets fired at Ginny instead of the safety net. Ginny, however, manages to catch Draco and no one gets hurt. Draco, amazed by Ginny's cathing ability, falls head over heels for her. Ginny, who is amazed by Draco's skin tight leather jump suit, also falls for him. They end up living the rest of their lives in the circus with a midget for a butler (who looks just a bit like Dobby). 37) Some unseen force inserts Draco into an airplane. Completely unfamiliar with this muggle creation, he gets a bit scared. Suddenly, a narrator person with a big booming voice informs him that he must name his true love to escape the muggle creation. Draco shouts out the name of the first person who comes to his mind- Ginny. He is returned to the place where he was originaly, and Ginny is standing before him. He then realizes that he loved her all along, and... yeah. You get the point. 38) Sleepwalking, Draco climbs a tree. He startles a squirrel and it chatters at him, waking him up. He realizes he's really high up and afraid of heights, so the fire department has to come rescue him. Guess who's just become a firefighter? 39) Someone casts a spell that makes Hogwarts completely devoid of lights for 24 hours. Unable to study, the students all begin making out with random people they bump into. Draco and Ginny end up with each other. 40) Ginny decides (without any evidence) that Draco is not evil, so she kidnaps him and locks him in her bedroom closet until he admits that he only acts the way he does because his daddy never bought him a fluffy pink stuffed bunny when he was a child. Then they snog. 41) Somehow, someway, Draco gets tied to train tracks. Screaming for help as the Hogwarts Express steams towards him, Ginny manages to save him using a paper clip, some gum and a quick wingardium leviosa. Owing Ginny his life, Draco decides to pay her back by being her love slave, which is what he'd secretly wanted to be since his second year (bookstore incident). And snogging ensues... 42) Ginny has a sad and tragic breaking up with her recent boyfriend. This ex boyfriend starts dating someone immediately after dumping Ginny. Ginny is crushed, but she has no one to go to because her "best friend" is making out with some other guy. So Ginny just breaks out into crying in the hallway. Draco walks along and sees her. He falls weak to his soft side and helps Ginny cope by taking her to his room. 43) Draco is an auror but since the downfall of Voldie all his followers have been caught so the aurors are used to apprehend any criminal even burglars. For some time know there ia a new one and Draco is set on the case. After tracking the criminal for several months he founds out that it is Ginny but during this time he actually started to respect her because of how she always gets away with everything so when he finally catches her he falls in love with her and covers everything up. Next thing you know Ginny is living a respectable life as the wife of Draco Malfoy..... 44) Someone (probably Ginny or Hermione) gets hold of a Time Turner and goes back to when Draco is a baby. They kidnap him from his evil parents and bring him to the Burrow, and cast all kinds of protective spells so that his parents can't find him. Draco is raised with the Weasleys, but not like he's their brother or anything ('cause, ick). One day, when they're teenagers, Draco & Ginny get into a dispute over some random meaningless thing, and they start making out. The Weasleys are really freaked out at first, but they all accept it eventually -- they even sort of like the idea of Ginny falling for someone they know so well. Draco and Ginny get married and have lots of kids (well, maybe not LOTS, but still). 45) Draco has to hide from Voldie and his fellow DE, because he doesn't want to become a DE as Lucius always promised Voldie, and the Dark Lord is furious because he needs Draco as DE, don't ask why, and so our favourite Slytherin has to hide in a Muggle family right after graduation. Ginny works as some kind of social-worker in the Muggle world but only during the holidays. So she suddenly has to work with Draco and help him during his hard time in the Muggle world.... they end up married and living happily ever after in a nice Muggle city. 46) Draco becomes a model in the Muggle world after the downfall of Voldie and his DE's. Ginny inherits her father's fascination for Muggles. She's reading some Muggle magazine when she notices Draco in some ad. She thinks he looks vaguely familiar and decides to try to find him. She does. And they all live happily ever after. 47) Draco is the drummer in the popular Wizard band Voldie and the Death Eaters. Ginny, who has a secret desire to be evil and loves this evil band, wins backstage passes to their biggest show. She meets Draco and they fall in love. Voldie, however, thinks that Ginny is trying to break up the group and gets very angry. Draco and Ginny have to flee for their lives. They run away, and start their own band, Morally Ambiguous. 48) Ginny is tending shop for the twins after hours at Weasley's Wizarding Wheases. Draco breaks in, perhaps to try to rob the store. Ginny throws the alarm, but it malfunctions and leaves them trapped together in the small inventory room overnight. 49) Time for some angst... Draco accidentally runs into Ginny and Draco says something crude like he always does. Ginny calls being evil and mean over rated. Draco and Ginny fight and then their relationship blooms. Bam! Now they're in love and Draco has used his charms to turn Ginny evil. Ginny and Draco are both evil. Ginny does something wrong and Voldemort kills her. Draco gets all angsty saying that he won't fight for the bad side nor will he fight for the good side. Draco lives alone until some deatheaters kill him. Voldemort rules the world and everyone becomes his slave. Hmm... that's depressing. 50) Draco is an actor, just starting his career. Ginny is too. They are both hired to do a commercial for.... (drum roll, please) CHEESE WHIZ! You fill in what happens. 51) Ginny and Harry are dating. Everytime Draco sees them together, he feels so enraged, hurt, and betrayed- for some odd inexplainable reason he doesn't understand. Draco tries to do everything in his power to break Ginny and Harry up. One day, Draco stumbles across this secret room in Hogwarts. Inside the secret room, Draco finds what appears to be an ancient looking pensieve. His curiousity gets the better of him, and he goes inside the pensieve. The owner of the pensieve was Lord Darnely, the second husband of Mary, Queen of Scotland. Draco is shocked when he sees Queen Mary, who looks almost exactly like Ginny and is even more shocked when he discovers that he was, in fact, Lord Darnley in his past life. So after going through all of Lord Darnley's memories, Draco finally understands why he can't stand to see Ginny and Harry together- because in his past life, he thought that Ginny and Harry plotted to murder him so that they could run off and get married themselves. After Draco gets out of the pensieve, he finds Ginny and shows it to her. Ginny is deeply moved by the memories in the pensieve. Draco and Ginny begin to spend more and more time together, and Ginny breaks up with Harry. Draco and Ginny then fall in love. 52) Draco is working as a cop in Chicago. Ginny has moved to the US to avoid an ex-boyfriend who took the break up just a bit too hard. While running a routine traffic stop, Draco pulls Ginny over. He sees her and falls head over heels in love. (Don't ask me why, he just does.) Ginny, sensing that she can get out of the ticket, invites him over for dinner. Surprisingly enough, Ginny starts falling for Draco as well. They end up spending more and more time together and get married after being friends for six months. Aww, how sweet. 53) Ginny gets detention in Snape's class for talking too loudly. Draco gets detention from Lockhart (who has fully recovered and been brought back as a teacher) for looking daring to dress better than the Professor. They end up in the same room, because it's all very convenient that way. They get into a heated debate, and Draco figures that the only way to shut her up is to kiss her (what else is a boy supposed to do?) and then they fall madly in love. 54) Hermione introduces Ginny to the Sims, and Ginny makes herself. Hermione had already made a Draco (for Harry to beat up). The computer takes matters into it's own hands and makes Ginny and Draco hook up. Ginny is intrigued by the idea, and a hot, passionate affair ensues. (Brought to you with the help of Justine) 55) Ginny accidently switches bodies with Pansy. Pansy begins to hang herself all over Draco (as Ginny) and act like she normally does and Draco goes along with it just to make the Trio angry. Meanwhile, he's becoming quite close to Ginny (as Pansy) and falls in love with her. They switch back and he figures out that he's really in love with Ginny and not Pansy because they switched bodies. 56) Ginny accidentally magically changes her hair color, so she doesn't look so Weasley-ish. Lets make her hair bright platinum blonde, faintly remnicent of Draco's. Now Draco catches sight of this new Ginny, but only the back of her head. Now, being attracted to her only by seeing the back of her head, not recognizing her as Ginny, he falls in love with the "mysterious" person then and there. However, Ginny, much embarrased with her new look, locks herself in the girls room for the rest of the day, and Draco is confused as to who that girl is, or where she went. Later, Ginny musters up the strength to go see Professor Flitwick and have the curse removed, and Draco just so happens to need to ask the Charms Professor a question, just as Ginny is getting her hair color changed. The only reason he figures out that platinum-blonde girl was indeed Ginny was because he remembered the outfit. He then becomes very embarrased and mad with himself because he fell in love with a fake, who turned out to be Ginny. (Now, did that make any sense? It made more sense in my head...) 57) Ginny and Draco are magically transported back in time only to find themselves about to be eaten by an acient tribe of cannibals. Before their doom, Ginny and Draco bicker and so forth, resulting in them to kiss. Ta da! That breaks the spell and they return home unharmed, but very much in love. 58) Ginny goes out flying one day (have to tone them Chaser skills ), and accidently grabs the wrong broom! gasp It happens to be Draco's Firebolt which he earlier convinced dear, old, Dad to buy him. Immediatly she notices the difference, and goes to take the room back to wherever they keep those things. Draco had decided that he felt like flying that day, and sees her putting back his Firebolt. He gets severely hacked off, goes off to scold her, they get into an arguement about how he shouldn't leave his Firebolt in the regular broom area anyway. He get's tired of hearing her yell at him, so, he shuts up with a kiss (seems to be quite a common use of his mouth). The rest, is history. 59) Ginny and one of the Hogwarts house elves switch bodies in a freak accident. Ginny (in the house elf body) is sent to deliver something to Draco in his dorm. Emboldened by the fact that Draco doesn't know who she really is, Ginny strikes up a conversation. (She's been secretly in love with his sexy body for a year) Draco, eager for real conversation, responds. They talk for hours. And then Ginny transforms back, and Draco is very much relieved, because he thought he was falling in love with a house elf, which is just wrong. 60) Ginny is on a mission to go on a date with every boy at Hogwarts. She's gotten through everyone, except Draco. While she's reluctant, she knows that she needs to go on a date with Draco in order to keep up her repuation. And he turns out to be the one guy who can keep her for more than a few weeks. (I'm not saying that she can keep him all to herself for just that long though... ) 61) AU: Ginny decides to help the poor in her country. She gets the second Robin Hood, infact the first female one. She and her sidekicks rob the rich and give it to the poor. One day, a carriage - which looks extremely rich- comes into the forrest, in which Ginny 'Robin' Hood and her fellows live. They rob it and they capture an extremely good-looking rich young guy -Draco- and somehow Ginny and Draco start to talk and fall in love. (What else?) Draco abjures his father and his gold and decides to live with Ginny. Happy end! 62) Draco goes to Disneyland with Pansy and Crabbe because Draco loves Disneyland (of course). Pansy and Crabbe however have become an item, and therefore are just making out and Draco is feeling like a third wheel. Later though on "Its a Small World" Draco runs into Ginny, Ron, and Hermione. Ron and Hermione have been making out and Ginny is the third wheel too. Draco and Ginny are both sick of being the third wheel so they sit together on "Its a Small World" and start ranting about how left out they feel like the other two couples continue to make out. Draco and Ginny in the end start to like each other, and the two third wheels lived happily ever after. The end. 63) Draco goes out partying with Crabbe and Goyle, who run off with a strange man wearing nothing but strategically placed pink feathers. Draco gets on top of one of the platforms and starts shaking his bootay. Ginny, who is there for a Bachelorette party, hires him to dance for her. Needless to say, she breaks up her wedding and the two of them spend the rest of their lifetimes dancing madly in clubs. 64) Because of the Voldemort war, Dumbledore feels that he needs to reunite the four houses so that they can fight as one when the time comes. He gets the other teachers to help set up students for 100 points to their house as well as some money... and one of the pairings is D/G. And of course, they get together with the help of their professors. 65) Ginny and Draco have just won simultaneous Island Getaways to some unknown tropical island. Little do they know that they'll have to spend their 10 days of "paradise" together, as they are the two winners of this getaway. So they go to the island, and they have to share one little tiki cabin on this beautiful beach. Somehow, they learn to live together for ten days, and this escalates into love later in life. 66) Draco is serving detention with Hagrid in the Forbidden Forest when he suddenly gets separated from him (which I realize would be very difficult, given Hagrid's size, but let's just say he saw something shiny in the distance and ran off to go fetch it). He happens to wander into that very same clearing where Harry and Ron met Aragog in their second year and who should he meet but...Aragog himself! Just as all the spiders are closing in, Ginny, who was uh - having a fly directly above said clearing, swoops down in true heroic fashion and scoops Draco up. They zoom off into the sunset and perform lewd acts while still flying. 67) Draco decided to learn how to ride a bike. He figured he didn't need to use a helmet, because his hair was so hard from all the gel that he used, anyway. Despite this, Draco crashed his bike and was sent to St. Mungo's. Ginny was working there and they fell in deep lurvve which was not dampened by the fact that Ginny had to clean Draco's bedpans (I don't know why Draco needed bedpans, okay?). However, Ginny would not marry Draco if he continued to gel his hair. They had a big fight and Ginny switched duty so she wouldn't have to take care of him and his bowel movements anymore. When Draco realized that his new caretaker was none other than Grawp, who was quickly becoming the first giant healer (literally) in all of the Wizarding World, Draco decided to go au naturel and to learn how to control his bowel movements. He then showed Ginny that he was no longer in need of adult diapers AND hair gel, and they lived happily ever after. 68) Draco loved putting hair gel in his hair because it was so easy maintenence. All he had to was slick the stuff in and it was hard as a rock (it was also very convienent if say a bird pooped in it because all he had to do was spritz some windex on there and wipe it off). this was going very well for him. One day, he bent down to pick up something that he had dropped. Ginny wasn't watching where she was going and ran into Draco's very hard head. Ginny was severely injured and Draco felt very guilty and watched over her as she got better. The two fell in love, and Draco finally stopped gelling his hair since it had injured his love. 69) Ginny gets a job at a wizarding drug store in Italy. Draco is on vacation in Italy and runs out of his very expensive hair gel. He runs to the drug store down the street from the hotel, with a hat on, of course, so that no one can see his ungelled hair. (Also, so that no one can recognize him going into a common store, like a common person) The store is out of hair gel, but Ginny, seeing her customer's distress, runs to the Muggle store down the street to get some hair gel for Draco. (She also transfigures the bottle so he doesn't realize it's Muggle stuff). He is so thankful (he was very desperate) that he rashly says he'll do anything for this salesperson who got his precious hair gel for him. Ginny, slowly falling in love with his sexy voice, asks him to take her out to dinner. He surprisingly agrees (he didn't recognize Ginny, because in a freak conditioning accident, her hair turned a different colour), and only later do they recognize each other. By then, though, it's far too late and they've already fallen madly in love. 70) Ginny has problems. As in she's a skitzo. What triggers this is when she sneezes. Anyway, the mean side of her is walking around Knockturn Alley and bumps into Draco. He gets pretty mad, since he's so arrogant and all, and storms off. Later he sends an owl to nice Ginny and she has no idea what's going on. After the owl he storms inside her flat and shoves some thingy under her nose, and she sneezes and beats the snot out of him again, but changes right after because the owl flew by her (or something, I don't know) and she helps Draco up, saying how sorry she it etc and then he snogs her and they have a nice shag. (Sneezing idea came from DB) 71) Draco is sitting, having breakfast at the Slytherin table when he looks across the hall to shoot an evil look at Harry at the Gryffindor table. However, Ginny is sitting in Harry's usual spot and receives the evil look. She's half-asleep, though, and interprets the look as one of great longing. At first she is disgusted, then, seeing the graceful way Draco eats his cereal, she falls in love. After several too many cups of coffee, she bounds across the hall to greet Draco. He's bewildered by her appearance, but noticing that she brought a cup of coffee for him, falls deeply in love with Ginny. And they all live happily ever after. 72) Inspired by Justine's visits to the Orange Crush, where they are currently discussing what Ginny would write in a letter to Harry, following the fifth book. The first letter written is Justine's brainchild Ginny writes a letter to Harry which says: "To Whom It May Concern - Ron says hi. - Sedately, Ginny Weasley" Errol, however, gets very very confused when delivering the letter, and ends up at Malfoy Manor. Draco receives the letter. He is obviously very boggled as to why Ron is saying hi, and if he sends his greetings, why is he making Ginny send them? Perplexed, he asks his house elf to write a letter back to Ginny. "To You- Tell Ron he is a smarmy git who doesn't even have the nerve to send his greetings to me. If he really wants to say 'Hi,' he can meet me at Florean's in Diagon Alley tomorrow at 3 pm sharp. I expect a very eloquent salutation, or else there shall indeed be severe consequences for both you and your brother. - Not-So-Sedately, Draco Malfoy" Ginny is obviously perplexed when she receives this letter, until she realizes that Errol must have delivered her letter to the wrong person. She decides to meet Draco at Florean's. She can't tell Ron about it though, because Ron didn't actually ask her to send a letter to Harry saying hi, she just wanted an excuse to write to Harry. She stays up all night preparing a beautiful greeting for Draco, because she fears for her life. They meet at Florean's. Ginny is there at five to three, wearing the outfit her father bought for her at a Muggle second hand store (he didn't realize it was a nun's outfit); Draco saunters in at 3:15, because he forgot he had synchronized swimming practice that day, and he didn't even have time to change out of his sequined green and silver Slytherin Speedo. Stunned by Draco's beautiful body, which she never noticed or appreciated before, Ginny completely forgets her entire rehearsed speech and manages only to stammer a very weak 'Hello.' Draco is surprisingly not disappointed because he is too amazed at Ginny's beauty, which radiates through the ugly black fabric. Many snogs follow. 73) Draco says something really mean about being Weasley, and Ginny gets pissed of course. Ginny puts a curse on Draco that makes his hair start turning red. Ginny says something utterly witty like, "So now whose the weasel?" Draco can't figure out how to counter it because only Ginny can take it off. Draco starts begging her to take it off because it doesn't go with his complexion. Ginny chortles and transforms his hair back, but she forces Draco to tell her why he's so mean to everyone. He tells her, and its some very sentimental sad story. Ginny feels sad for him and becomes his dear friend who she coincidentally shares many passionate moments with. 74) After all the stress that everyone's feeling because of Voldemort, Dumbledore decides that the whole school should take a trip to Las Vegas (just pretend). Ginny and Draco both are having personal problems so they decide to spend their time in Las Vegas apart from all their friends. Draco gets drunk and so does Ginny. Ginny and Draco run into each other, and since they are so tipsy, they decide to get married because it just seems dandy at that moment. They get married and wake up together on some park bench. They're both horiffied of what they've done. Luckily they pull out the "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas rule" so they both forget it ever happened when they go back to London. Draco however misses Ginny for some odd reason and they decide to get together even while they're sober. 75) Draco had just had everything taken away from him because his father realized how big of a dip-shi.t he is. So, Draco meets Pansy, who is a 'scarlet woman', and gets into the business. He is on a corner when Big-Business-Woman!Ginny drives up in a company car. She pops into the shop on the corner for butterbeer, and winds up picking up Draco because she thinks he's needy and tries to take him to a homeless shelter. While they're driving, Draco feels pretty good about himself, picking up someone like Ginny. Then, when he sees where she's taking him, he starts yelling and screaming about how he is a, er- 'Scarlet man' (in this case). Ginny laughs and takes him back to the hotel to see how far Draco has really sunk since Hogwarts. When they arrive, she puts her jacket on him (it's a nice hotel) and takes him up to her room. Well, they shag and then she winds up needing a partner for a big dinner, so she cleans him up and takes him. Well, after spending a bit of time together, they fall in love. She tells her family and they first: Laugh at Draco, then Laugh at Ginny for loving a 'scarlet man' and then say no. They get married anyway, and Draco teaches their kids how so 'strut their stuff' I think I would call this "Pretty Man" since it is a big spoof on Pretty Woman. Heh heh. Hope you liked. 76) A group of students from Hogwarts are sailing across the ocean on their quest to find the sacred sea serpant (use your imagination). Suddenly, there is a violent storm and the boat is turned over. Everyone swims safely to Hawaii except for Ginny and Draco. Ginny and Draco get stuck in a whale (Pinnochio style). They are extremely bored after about two weeks, and so they snog. While snogging, the whale throws the two out on accident, and for the rest of their Hawaiian trip, the snog while slathering sunblock over each other. 77) Ginny goes on a cruise somewhere. While frolicking merrily on deck, she slips and falls overboard. No one on her boat notices. A ship of DE's passing by, however, sees her fall, and the captain (none other than the infamous Draco Malfoy) jumps off and saves the poor girl. They fall madly in love, because it's what always happens. They share a few snogs and live happily ever after. The End. 78) expanding on buttermallow's: D/G both seperately book a cruise on a ship called the SS Fire and Ice. They are suspicious, though, as each shipmate and crew member leers suggestively, and the captain roomed them together. It's all very odd, and in the end, the ship is stranded in the Pacific Ocean and D/G swim to a remote island and snog. 79) Ginny and Draco are both professional Seekers. They are playing eachother's teams, when Ginny realizes she has forgotten to pack her helmet (she always wears a helmet when flying because of a tragic childhood accident when she mistook a shiny stone for the Snitch and flew straight into the pavement). Draco, eager to play, saws off a portion of his own gel-hardened hair and gives it to Ginny to wear as a helmet! Ginny, stricken by his complete kindness and lack of vanity, falls madly in love and promises to buy extensions for him to cover up his hair mishap. Draco returns Ginny's sentiment because he is amazed that a Weasley will pay for something for him. They marry and realize the marketing potential of their idea and start a gel-helmet business together. 80) Draco's dreaming about Ginny. Why, he doesn't know. He finds himself attracted to her red hair, her brown eyes and the smile in her pink lips. He licks his own lips in anticipation, then leans toward her. She's getting closer...closer... and when their lips are about to touch, Draco wakes up to find himself face to face with Ginny in the History of Magic classroom. It seems that Draco's class ended and no one bothered to wake him up while Ginny's class was just coming in. He blushes, much to Ginny's amazement, then excuses himself, but not before he turned around and suddenly brushed his lips at Ginny's cheek, who froze. Draco, not believing what he did, runs out of the classroom, but not able to get Ginny off his mind. Ginny thinks about him all day, and when they see each other in the Great Hall for dinner, they both blush and leave at the same time, and when they're out of the Great Hall, they snog senselessly and both falls in love at the same time. 81) Draco has a thing for otters. He decides that he wants to make a statement by walking across the Sahara desert. He walks across the finish line and snogs the first person he sees, and that happens to be Ginny because she's handing out medals to anyone who finishes the marathon. Ginny is caught up in surprise, but she continues to snog Draco because he just tastes so wonderful. They continue to snog, and decide that they make great snogging partners so they go out together. 82) Ginny gets lost in Hogwarts because the moving staircase brought her to a place she's never gone before. She tries hard not to panic, but couldn't hide the fact that she's shaking. She turns a corner and someone grabs her arm. She screams so loud anyone would've ended up deaf, and when she turns around, she sees Draco, raising an eyebrow at her. They start bickering until Ginny stomps off to the direction she came from. Draco, without thinking, grabs Ginny's arm again, and when Ginny turns around, her lips lands on Draco's. They froze, but reacts instantly. When they broke apart, they suddenly found themselves in the Great Hall, with everyone's eyes looking at them. Ginny blushes and manage to choke out, "April Fool's?" 83) Draco decides to go to the opening of the new Harry Potter movie - after all he invested all his money in it. He gets choked by the amazing amount of people dressed like Ginny and himself, but before he can think to deeply about i, the lights go out. After aout 15 minutes he starts snoging the person next to him - the only thing he can see is that the person has red hair, reminding him of Ginny, altrough he doesn't realise it at the time. When the lights turn on, after the movie is done, he turns to see who he has been snoging and see, to his terror that it is... BILL!!! He runs away, taking turns to trow up, and after a couple minutes, runs into someone who seamed to have bee doing the same as he - runing in disgust and trouwing up - he realises it's Ginny, adn they begin to talk about why they were so disgusted (she had been kissing Fleur Delacour) After a while, they confess they thought they were kissing each other, and start to do so. 84) Both Draco and Ginny are teachers at Hogwarts - Draco is somewhat of a Snape, but sexy instead of grosse. They manage to avoid each other for some time but one day they get stuck alone in the staff room for unknow reasons. After 80 rows of 20 questions Ginny decides to ask why he was such a git on school. He confesses he had a thing ever since he first met her at Florish and Bloths. Moved by his words - and by the fact a 7th grader had hexed Draco into only being able to wear leather pants and nothing more - she decides hes not so bad. They snog each other sensles- that is, untiul Snape manages to open that damn stucky door.... 85) Madam Malkin's is branching out, and so they hire Ginny as a cosmetics saleswoman. Ginny's job is to go door to door selling make-up. One day she is assigned to Malfoy Manor. When the door is answered by Draco, Ginny is amazed by how much interest he takes in the New Waterproof Makes-your-lashes-flutter-like-Augurey-feathers mascara she is selling. As they don't have enough time to discuss Draco's wide variety of beauty needs, Ginny is invited over for dinner the next week. They bond over cosmetic discussion, and the rest is a series of long, but loving fights over the mascara... 86) Ginny stumbles into the Room of Requirement one day when she was feeling a little depressed about her rear - it was starting not to look as good as she wanted it to look. She opens the door to see Draco already there, exercising his Buns O Steel. Despite her shock at Draco in a leotard, they quickly get into a competition to see who will give into THE BURN and jointly create a new world record for most squats in a day. Seeing as both of them are now more famous than 10 Boy Who Liveds, The Boy And G.irl Who Squatted decide that there's no better way to take advantage of their new fame, fortune, and glory than to start dating. After all, who else would they date, no one else would have as tight a rear! 87) Draco rans out of gel in the middle of school, and the nearest Hogsmeade trip isn't for another 2 months. He gets desperate and sees Harry trying to flat his own hair. He tries his method but it doesn't work. He groans in frustration and decides to leave it like that. He runs to the Slytherin Common Room and bumps into Ginny on the way. She chokes down a laugh at Draco's hair (which is messier than Harry's) and pulls out a tube of gel in her bag. She hands it to Draco, who looked like his birthday just came early and runs off, giggling. Draco, wasting no time, squeezes the tube to find it empty. Boiling with anger, Draco practically tears down Hogwarts and finds Ginny coming out of the girl's bathroom. He grabs her arm and pushes her to the nearest classroom. Once alone, he starts yelling at her for giving him an empty tube of gel when Ginny, clearly bored of hearing Draco talk, took his face and smashed her lips on his. Draco, stunned, finds himself responding to her lips and finds that he LIKES kissing her. Ginny, amazed at her courage, finds herself melting at his kiss. The couple splits apart after a moment due to lack of air and falls madly in love. 88) Tired of 'Weasley', Ginny is going through a wizarding registry trying to pick a last name that sounds acceptable after 'Ginny'. After musing the questionable merits of 'Ginny MacDougal', she comes across 'Malfoy'. Delighted with how good 'Ginny Malfoy' sounds, she sets out to make Draco hers. By offering him a lifetime supply of mascara and pet otters, Ginny ensnares Draco. They marry and are both content with their names. 89) Malfoy, a successful business man who owns an empire that specializes in bringing Muggle items into the wizarding worl with special magical modifications (like Wizard Telly, Wizard Wide Web, etc.), is now working on his new preoject- cranking out a successful line of hair products. he needs a celebrity endorser, and Ginny Weasley, singing witch and voted Top Witch of the Year by Wonton Wizard Weekly, is just the one. She and Malfoy join ventures to sell hair gel and end up in love, and they form a band. Their number one hit is "Your Lashes Enchant Me" and it is also their wedding song. 90) Have you ever wondered what the Dark objects under the Malfoy's drawing room floor (or wherever the hell they are) are? Well, Ginny did, so she sneaked over there one summer and broke in, using a matchstick, a hankerchief, and a fencing sword. She then entered the hidden.. chamber.. type.. thing.. to find Draco playing all the band instruments that he could at one time. Kind of like Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins! Ginny screamed, although she was intrigued at this kind of Dark magic and the two spent merry hours dancing to Voldemort and the Death Eaters on the Dark Radio. Draco proposed... To teach her how to play the banjo and she accepted. From there, their love grew as Ginny learned more and more instruments. 91) (because these are so much fun) Ginny's constant swearing becomes a problem and her mother checks her into a clinic. The doctor decides the only way to cure her is aversion therapy. He hires in Draco (as the person Ginny hates most) to kiss her whenever she swears. It fails miserably because they end up enjoying the kisses, and long term, Draco also ends up swearing like a sailor. 92) Ginny is dating Joe (some random wizard) and Draco is dating Sally (some random witch). The two couples do not know each other, but coincedentally, Ginny and Sally are both away from England at the same time, while their boyfriends remain at home. Ginny writes a... naughty letter to Joe and uses a public owl to send it. The owl gets confused and ends up at Malfoy Manor, and Draco receives the NC-17 letter. Shocked that his mild-mannered girlfriend Sally would write something so provocative, Draco writes back, and the two continue their correspondence, completely unaware that they are not writing to the person they think they are. Finally, it comes time for Ginny to return home, so at the end of one of her letters, she says to meet her at Kings Cross Station at 3:00. She's most astonished to not see Joe there, and even more astonished to see Draco there, with beautiful red roses. They realize what has been going on, but are too anxious for all those things their letters promised to worry too much about it. 93) Draco's a BAD cook. He can't even toast a bread without burning it. Tired of eating out almost everyday, he seeks professional help. He owls the ad concerning help in cooking. The next day, when his doorbell rang, he opened it to find Ginny, with designer clothes that showed her curves and her red locks done professionally. Stunned at the new Ginny (because the last time Draco's seen her was 7th year, when she wasn't fully developed yet), Draco lets her in and leads her to the kitchen, where they got to work. after SEVERAL hours of burned food, Draco finally made something that was edible. Squealing in delight (and without thinking), Ginny throws herself at Draco, who didn't expect it and both fell down to the floor. Blushing at her behaviour, Ginny tries to get up but Draco pulled her down instantly and caught her lips with his. They fall madly in love with each other and kissed again and again and again and again... 94) Draco is at the "Hogwarts Graduation Ball" in his seventh and final year of school. Naturally, he is going with his "girlfriend," Pansy Parkinson. Apparently he gets a hold of a little too much firewhiskey, and becomes drunk and more than a little tipsy. He accidentally mistakens Ginny, who is there for Ron's graduation, for Pansy, and sweeps her up into the dancing instead of his real girlfriend. Ginny, not knowing what to do, plays along as "Pansy," while Draco, quite drunk, has no idea at what is going on. So the evening is filled with snogs galore in a corner of the Great Hall, until many fun filled hours later, when the effects of the firewhiskey wear off...and Draco finds out that he's been with Ginny all the while. Ah...no mind, the two fall in love, and it's a happy fluffy ending for everyone. Except Pansy...cackles wickedly* 95) Ginny is a 'jeasus freak'. A Jehovah's witness to be exact. So, one day she sets off to the mansions of (insert wherever Draco lives. It said it in book 5 but I forgot). We have Ginny, walking around, with little pamphlets, getting doors slammed in her face. It's not exactly different when she comes to the Malfoy mansion, but she realizes that it's them and decides that they need to be converted more than anyone she had come across so she proceeds to hound them day in and day out. Finally, Draco lets her inside to shut her up. He sees her... um... (thinks) Passion? and falls in love with her(?) Yeah, that's it. 96) Draco is stuck in downtown London with no way to get home and a little money. Desperate, and hungry (and for some reason unable to apparate) he wanders into a McDonalds. He's never been in such a muggle place like this and is very confused. Ginny, informed-in-the-muggle-ways, suave, cool chick is also there ordering a fast food lunch. Draco is now standing next to her at the counter trying his hardest to figure out how to order. Ginny, feeling bad for the poor starving snob steps in and orders him his meal. Draco is most impressed by her amazing knowledge of such difficult subjects as ordering at a muggle fastfood place, and falls head over heels for her. They marry in a lovely McDonalds in the country side. 97) Draco decides that being a death eater is silly, and he feels extremely used by voldemort. So he goes to a "Minion Recovery Group" to help him get over being a death eater. Draco goes and he pours out his heart to a fellow group of death eaters about how abused he feels. Ginny, at that moment, walks in thinking that this is her "Youngest Sibling Psychiatric Consuling Group". When she hears Draco's touching story, she decides it would make a great book. She asks Draco for a interview, they discover that they share a love for mascara and otters, and its all history. Of course, they published Draco's story, "The Life and Anguish of a Death Eater". 98) Draco decides to study the muggles (what reason ever) and he needs help. Ginny crosses his way in a muggle town somewhere in England. They make a deal: she helps him with his muggle studies and he would practice with her about her bad languages. (You know, Ginny became a bad girl with a dirty language and a real Swearing Problem) After spending some time together, they realize they are in love and marry. And Ginny's language is now all flowery. 99) Draco is Queeny. As in gay/bi-sexual. Ginny walks into a work one day (she works with him at the Daily Prophet, only he's far above her) and he sees her in a shlumpy outfit. He sits there, and laughs, and points and tells her she needs to get some make up on fast and gives her some of his own. They develop a friendship where he's always criticising her about her outfits and hair, but one day they shag and she brings out the bi side in him. 100) Ginny is skipping merrily through the forest. She is singing with the birds and she is "bonding" with nature in a very Disney Movie type way. Everything is pure fluff. She comes upon a wishing well and of course fishes out a penny to make her wish. Next thing you know, Draco comes jumping out from behind a tree. Turns out he had wished for some mascara and was waiting for it to show up, but decided Ginny would just have to do. They skip off together into the sunset. 101) Ginny is a world famous designer. Unfortunately her manager decided to use Draco as one of the leading male models. Lots of ficghts follow but after some time they fall in love and shock the world (and family) cuz Ginny was engaged to Harry. 102) Ginny is a feminist and attends something male and piggy that Draco belongs to. She's the head person of their 'march' and has her voice all big with that spell (forgot what it was) and is yelling and encouraging the other feminists. Draco comes out and pulls Ginny inside the room thingy he's in that they were outside of, and she starts yelling at him and he snogs her to shut her up and they live happily ever after.