- You memorize the Robert Frost poem 'Fire and Ice.'
- You can relate any song you hear back to Draco and Ginny. Even songs with no words.
- You absolutely cannot read a fic that pairs Draco with any other girl.
- Every time you watch CoS, you rewind the scene in Flourish and Blotts about fifty times, each time hoping that Ginny will decide to run off with Draco.
- You try to explain to your mother exactly why Draco and Ginny are perfect for each other, even though she's neither read nor cares about the books.
- Every time you wear mascara, you think of Draco.
- You love pink-haired babies.
- You laugh out loud whenever you see the letters D and G together in public.
- You search for D/G fics only.
- You watch TV and find yourself looking for D/G related hints in love affairs.
- You write 'I sail aboard the SS Fire and Ice' in every signature or the greeting of your mobile phone.
- You simply don't want to see them paired with another girl/guy.
- You print the best stories to read them again and again and again.
- You make a piece of art so that FAP can sell D/G shipper stuff.
- You start an art group to collect all things Draco and Ginny.
- You constantly fight with your friend trying to convince her that they are not gross and are just wonderful together.
- You have drawings all over of them or of the ship.
- You collect links to wonderfully well written D/G fics.
- Most of the links you collect are somehow angsty.
- You have half finished stories that you can’t finish because every time you try something another plot jumps into your head.
- You resolve to wear clothes only in shades of white, red, and green.
- You invent an ice cream sandwich with Draco-flavored ice cream and Ginny flavored cookies, and then call it "Fire and Ice."
- You firmly believe that Draco is the only guy for Ginny, and that Ginny is the only girl for Draco.
- You write articles for random magazines about how perfect Draco and Ginny are for each other.
- You write a whole novel about solely the relationship between Draco and Ginny
- Harry/Ginny is your anti-ship (XX’s Thread Starter’s Note: Ahem, ahem! Not for all of us! *XX waves I <3 D/G and H/G! sign*)
- You love piccies of Ginny with the Dark Mark.
- You're all into angst-fests and love them even more than fluff.
- You try out new variations of ice-cream in your ice-cream-machine . . . like putting pepper in everything, and telling your mother fiery ice is healthy!!!
- You suddenly find yourself attracted solely to blonde guys and contemplate dying your hair red.
- You pick out members of the public who look like Draco and Ginny and watch them for ages to see if they act like their respective characters.
- You can't eat cheese whiz on crackers without getting disturbing images.
- You find yourself writing former thread titles, "JotH rawks my sawks!", "I ship D/G!" and other such things on your book covers and folders.
- You jump when you see the words "Fire" and "Ice" anywhere within two feet of each other.
- You see a girl wearing a leather skirt and think how that would perfectly compliment Draco's leather pants.
- You see the words 'Orange Crush' in a magazine, and then get huffy when you find that the words 'Fire and Ice' aren't in there
- You make Draco and Ginny dolls out of your five year old cousin's play doh.
- You refuse to babysit the next door neighbor's kid because they don't ship D/G
- You paint your ceiling light blue and get bright red carpet
- You carve 'D + G 4ever' on a tree