Fatal Attraction

Malfoy's must never smell bad, never.
Malfoy's must never drool, spit, gag, or sneeze, especially not in public.
Malfoys neither pillage nor plunder. They are the brains of the operation. They make cunning plans and look spiffy in the little black cloak.
Malfoys must always be blond. ALWAYS.
Malfoys must also always marry blondes. If, due to forces beyond their ken they are forced to marry a brunette, or, *shudder*, a redhead, appropriate artificial hair-coloring will be imposed immediately.
Note: forces beyond their ken defined as... body odor, bad fashion sense, Cher, monsoon, tornado, flash flood, avalanche, arrival of the antichrist. With the possible expection of the antichrist, if he is in the family.
Note: if the antichrist is in the family, Malfoys must take it upon themselves to achieve world domination.
Malfoys must never smile. They may smirk, but never smile. The Malfoy Family Smirk (TM) is a facial expression so supremely sexy that it must be upheld in all Malfoy generations. Smiling instead of smirking is punishable by extreme measures.
Malfoys do not have bad breath. Malfoys with bad breath will be shunned without exception.
Malfoys do not like fluffy bunnies. Fluffy bunnies are a big NO. They are very un-Malfoyish and should be avoided at all costs.
Malfoys never, under ANY circumstance, wear pink. To wear pink is to disgrace the name forever. To even consider wearing pink is a disgrace in and of itself.
Malfoy men sleep on the right side of the bed. End of story.


	Malfoy's must never smell bad, never. Malfoy's must never drool, spit, gag, or sneeze, especially not in public. Malfoys neither pillage nor plunder. They are the brains of the operation. They make cunning plans and look spiffy in the little black cloak. Malfoys must always be blond. ALWAYS. Malfoys must also always marry blondes. If, due to forces beyond their ken they are forced to marry a brunette, or, shudder, a redhead, appropriate artificial hair-coloring will be imposed immediately. Note: forces beyond their ken defined as... body odor, bad fashion sense, Cher, monsoon, tornado, flash flood, avalanche, arrival of the antichrist. With the possible expection of the antichrist, if he is in the family. Note: if the antichrist is in the family, Malfoys must take it upon themselves to achieve world domination. Malfoys must never smile. They may smirk, but never smile. The Malfoy Family Smirk (TM) is a facial expression so supremely sexy that it must be upheld in all Malfoy generations. Smiling instead of smirking is punishable by extreme measures. Malfoys do not have bad breath. Malfoys with bad breath will be shunned without exception. Malfoys do not like fluffy bunnies. Fluffy bunnies are a big NO. They are very un-Malfoyish and should be avoided at all costs. Malfoys never, under ANY circumstance, wear pink. To wear pink is to disgrace the name forever. To even consider wearing pink is a disgrace in and of itself. Malfoy men sleep on the right side of the bed. End of story. Items on this list were contributed by IHeartHogwarts, SubhutiMind, & Kasoula