Fatal Attraction

General Facts

F&I was once called the ‘Phantom Ship’ by the Orange Crushers (H/G) because there wasn’t much evidence for us in canon. However the loffly Cassandra Claire retorted back with this.
Where the passions burn and hell freezes over was the original motto.
Our pledge: "As a member of the S.S. Fire and Ice, I herby vow to giggle about Passionate Golfing Trousers."
Also take this one as well! "I hereby vow to *not* piss off mods for This thread" Very important. It hurts to be mod thwapped!
There is an actual hard copy of a D/G soundtrack that was once sent out to some of the F&Iers if they paid for it. The songs are…
Pink Haired Babies (more commonly known as the PHBs)
Originally, when the question “What do their children look like” was asked, they were logical answers that calculated in genes and stuff like that! Geesh! Genes? What wereour ancestors talking about?!?! Don’t they know that red + whitish blonde = pink haired babies. They were obviously confused!

The mention of pink haired babies was by Nagini
Cheese Whiz
I think… I think… it began when buttermallow posted reason number 50 on 101 Most Unlikely (and HUMOROUS) Ways For D/G to Get Together, but I’m not sure. I think it was mentioned before, and if anyone knows for sure they can correct me. I’m lazy and am not willing to go through the entire history of F&I again.
Polygamous!D/G
Ermm… It just is. I can’t find where this all started. If anyone finds it please PM me. I feel tragic that I can’t find this large chunk of F&I history.
Quidditch!Shagging (I bet no one remembers this…)
It all started with Justine! Blame it on her!
Of course then I asked for definement of what exactly quidditch!shagging was.
I don't know, the concept needs to be expanded on more

LadyStella then replied with…
Weehee! And there’s the birth of quidditch!shagging
Draco Loves Otters
For some time, Draco had a thing for otters. No one knows why.

Posted by berenelen
PoeticallyHilarious!Draco
Posted by biggerstaffbunch
Firsts
Skit… by Lavender Ice
The very first question asked on F&I was “What is your favorite Fanfic moment?”
Our very very first ship song was “Cry” by Mandy Moore. From there on, we got ship song obsessed.
First Mai Tai passed out on thread IV by Laura.
Record Long post to date:
Shortest Thread: Thread 61 started on December 1, 2004 and ended on December 4, 2004
Longest Thread:

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	F&I was once called the ‘Phantom Ship’ by the Orange Crushers (H/G) because there wasn’t much evidence for us in canon. However the loffly Cassandra Claire retorted back with this. “No, it's just a sign that they're annoyed by the popularity of the D/G ship. Considering how little evidence for H/G there is in canon, this strikes me as a very funny comment. Also, H/G is boring. D/G is not.” Another reason to love Cassie. Where the passions burn and hell freezes over was the original motto. Our pledge: "As a member of the S.S. Fire and Ice, I herby vow to giggle about Passionate Golfing Trousers." Also take this one as well! "I hereby vow to not piss off mods for This thread" Very important. It hurts to be mod thwapped! There is an actual hard copy of a D/G soundtrack that was once sent out to some of the F&Iers if they paid for it. The songs are… 1. Meet Virginia - Train 2. Kiss Me - Six Pence None The Richer 3. All You Wanted - Michelle Branch 4. Gramarye - Remy Zero 5. My Love Grows Deeper - Nelly Furtado 6. Cry - Mandy Moore 7. Everywhere - Michelle Branch 8. Uninvited - Alanis Morrissette 9. Siren - Majandra 10. Insatiable - Darren Hayes 11. Building A Mystery - Sarah McLachlan 12. Hands Clean - Alanis Morrissette 13. Here's To The Night - Eve 6 14. Thank You - Dido 15. Angel Of The Morning - Marilee Rush 16. Can't Fight The Moonlight - Leann Rimes 17. Dreams - The Cranberries 18. Brown Eyed Girl - Van Morrison Pink Haired Babies (more commonly known as the PHBs) Originally, when the question “What do their children look like” was asked, they were logical answers that calculated in genes and stuff like that! Geesh! Genes? What wereour ancestors talking about?!?! Don’t they know that red + whitish blonde = pink haired babies. They were obviously confused! The mention of pink haired babies was by Nagini “wow. kids? how bout pink-haired babies? lol. seriously i can't get a good maental picture of that. i just keep thinking carbon copy of Draco or Gin. At the most i think they'd have two. maybe twins? A blonde and russet-brown. one with silver eyes the other with honey. that'd be cool, a little Mary-sue looking but cool.lol.” Sadly, this post was ignored. Cheese Whiz I think… I think… it began when buttermallow posted reason number 50 on 101 Most Unlikely (and HUMOROUS) Ways For D/G to Get Together, but I’m not sure. I think it was mentioned before, and if anyone knows for sure they can correct me. I’m lazy and am not willing to go through the entire history of F&I again. Polygamous!D/G Ermm… It just is. I can’t find where this all started. If anyone finds it please PM me. I feel tragic that I can’t find this large chunk of F&I history. Quidditch!Shagging (I bet no one remembers this…) It all started with Justine! Blame it on her! “Seeker!Ginny totally took over Harry's position not only to impress him, but also cos that way she could have Quidditch!shagging with Draco. Sort of.” Of course then I asked for definement of what exactly quidditch!shagging was. “Oh, come on, like there's Eye!Shagging, where you have meaningful eye contact.. so Quidditch!Shagging'd just be, like, a very intense game of Quidditch.. with, er, shoving.. I don't know, the concept needs to be expanded on more LadyStella then replied with… “Eee...whoa. This is a weird question. How in the pancake would you do that while holding onto a broom and trying to catch a snitch? Weird...” Weehee! And there’s the birth of quidditch!shagging Draco Loves Otters For some time, Draco had a thing for otters. No one knows why. Posted by berenelen “Tom: Ginny really was an okay person. Really oblivious and had too much of an obsession with otters. Draco: Otters? I love otters! Who doesn't love them. They're fuzzy and cuddly... Tom: How the hell are you the son of a deatheater? Draco: Hey haven't you heard? All evil guys are rough on the outside and soft in the inside. Tom: I believe Ginny has a thing for evil guys in pleather. Draco: Intresting... The next day. Draco (in pleather pants): So how's it going? Ginny (scowling and salivating): Why are you talking to me Malfoy? Draco: I like otters. Ginny: Oh! The two prance off and become a happy couple.” PoeticallyHilarious!Draco Posted by biggerstaffbunch “Draco: Virginia, your eyes are the color of the body-wash with extra-exfoliation-beads I pamper my skin with every morn...a soft, gentle brown. Your skin is the color of the eye cream I use to combat those ugly bags Potter also has as a result of Voldemort's frankly disturbing obsession with him... Ginny: Erm, thanks Draco. Your, um, hair is...really, erm, nice. Draco: !!! sounds of outrage” Firsts Skit… by Lavender Ice G: I survived an encounter with the Dark Lord at the age of eleven. D: Oh yeah? Well, my Father is one of his most loyal followers. G: Kiss me, you fool! The very first question asked on F&I was “What is your favorite Fanfic moment?” Our very very first ship song was “Cry” by Mandy Moore. From there on, we got ship song obsessed. First Mai Tai passed out on thread IV by Laura. Record Long post to date: by Depth on the thread Too Wise To Woo Peaceably 8940 words or 17 pages in MSWord 40 People were glomped 5 skits were made 63 questions were answered Shortest Thread: Thread 61 started on December 1, 2004 and ended on December 4, 2004 Longest Thread: Have a fact that isn't answered here? Please let me know! (--->clickie)