I think that all of your interpretations of Grandparents!D&G are right on. I can imagine Draco pissing Ginny off by....oh, making funny faces behind her back while she's scolding a kid (for good reason, of course).

Ginny: Timmy (substitute name of choice here), how many times have I told you, don't open the No-No Box!
Timmy: But Gran, I..... *begins to giggle*
Ginny: What - *whirls around*
Draco: *innocent look* I didn't do it!

by tinydancer918213

I see Draco beeng the 'cool' grandparent.. knowing Draco he probably have those phases of wanting to be young forever... too cute! ...

Draco: Wazzup, sexy thing
Ginny: Oh My God. WHAT did you do to your HAIR?!
Timmy: Cool! the shades are great Grampa, and black is your color
Draco: ::winking:: call me D', and yes, Black IS my color
Ginny: ::gasping:: Are those LEATHER pants??
Draco: ::smirking and pulling her to him:: Not the only thing...
Timmy: Yay! Gra.. I mean, D’ has a motorbike, can I ride it?! Can I?
Draco: Go an play with the gnomes T’, Granma and I are going to ride the bike…

by Sam Malfoy

For some reason just thinking of them as grandparents is hilarious. Old wrinkly Draco...lol. I kinda imagine them as the opposite of ideal grandparents. Draco being a drag and sitting in front of the telly. Ginny being a wassed out old lady, sitting with Draco. Then their grandkids would come and annoy them. Something like...

Ginny- I can't reach the remote.
Draco- well get up, you lazy excuse for a witch! *he says annoyed*
Ginny- excuse me! I'm the lazy old witch you married! *she says and tries to grab the remote without moving*
Draco- And how I regret it!
Ginny- Oh sh- Oh noo. Here come your annoying grandkids!
Draco- oh so now they're mine, eh? *raises eyebrow*
Granddaughter- Grampa! Gramma!
Ginny- Yes yes, sit down will ya!
Grandson- Hi Granny and grampa!
Draco- Move! Your blocking the screen!
~10 hours of MTV later~
Granddaughter- Grampa, can you help me with this potion I'm working on.
Draco- No.
G.D- why not?
Draco- You kids have t.v don't you? Why do you need to make a potion?
G.D- *sigh* I'll just go ask Gramma.
Draco- Good. I wanna see that Carson Daily show.
G.D- *leaves*
Draco- Gi~nny! Whers my pudding?
Ginny- *calls from kitchen* Up my a**!
Draco- Ho~ney! Come on!
Ginny-grrr. Oh alright, just put a sock in it.
G.Son- *walks into TV room* Grampa, can you give me some tips on flying?
Draco- Oh damn, what is it with you freaky kids? First hand me my back scratcher..ok thanks.
G.Son- yes, well?
Draco- Avoid bludgers and freaks on broomsticks
G.Son- GRAMPA! I mean it!
draco- *thinks a moment* Avoid crazed witches with red-hair. You'll end up like me.
G.Son- Bald and a couch potaoe?
Draco- Yes, and a grandfather to bratty kids and husband to crazed red haired witch.
Ginny- *yells from the kitchen* I heard that! And now you're not getting any pudding!
Draco-aaaahhhh sorry dear???
G.Son- *grumbles and walks away*
Draco- *yells at G.Son* Now look what you've made me do!

by Mel*Star

Draco's midlife crisis? oh God. i can just imagine......

DM: Whatdya say we grab ourselevs a sweet ride and go paint the town red? *tries leaning against the wall James Dean stlye but slips*
GM:*looks around* You talking to me? Cause i don't ride motorclyes for anybody. And get those ridiculous leather trousers off before the kids come in!!

by nagini

Sneaking For Food, Take One.

D: Potter! *poking* Potter! *annoyed* Yo, scarface.
H: *sleepily* Eh?
D: I'm hungry.
H: Well, if you hadn't punched Ron, Ginny wouldn't have sent you to bed without supper.
D: *mocking* Well, if you hadn't punched me, Sarah wouldn't have sent you to bed without supper.
H: *stomach growls*
D: *smirk*
H: Can it, Malfoy.
D: Oh, come on, you great prune. Grab that damn invisibility cloak of yours, and come with me to the kitchen.
H: No. *stomach growls* Fine.
D: *smirk*

---

H: We should get Ron, too.
D: *confused* Why would we let Weasley in on this?
H: *glares* Do you want food or not?
D: Fine. But make it quick.
H: *leaves*
H: *returns with a very sleepy Ron*
R: *glaring* Malfoy.
D: *glaring* Weasley.
H: Can it, both of you. Do you want to wake everyone up?
D: *silent glaring*
R: *silent glaring*

---

R: *bumps into pots and pans*
D: *sarcastically* Oh, smooth move, Weasley.
R: Shut up, you washed out old git.
D: *raising voice* What did you just call me?
R: *raising voice* A washed out old git, you washed out old git!
H: *hissing* You guys! Be quiet!
G: AHEM.
R/D/H: *look sheepish*

by lavender ice

Oh, Ginny and Draco naming their children....well...ummm...I can picture this (no mods this is NOT a cookie...more a skit...but...)

Draco: So...what are we going to name them?
Ginny: I don't know. How about if it's a boy, you name it, and if it's a girl, I name it?
Draco: *grins* okay. And what shall you call it.
Ginny: Something mystical. Spiritual. like Xanthia, or Deidre.
Draco: Deidre isn't spiritual!
Ginny: Oh, what would you know, you've never had a spiritual thought in your ife!
Draco: *thinks* What about Sapphire?
Ginny: *melts* Oh it's beautiful! It's perfect! *to stomach* hello in there Sapphire! Hello honey...
Draco: It could be a boy, you know.
Ginny: *distractedly* Oh yes, dear
Draco: *sighs* Mothers...*evil grin* If it's a boy, can we call it Lucius?
Ginny: *looks up quickly and angrily* whaaaaaaat?
Draco: Heheh...just kidding dear...

by gothic princess

Assuming that Draco still has a good monetary supply once they're married, would he spoil Ginny with expensive clothing, jewelry, etc., or would he be a cheapskate?

Ginny: Oh Harry. Thank you!
Harry: ::grinning:: you're welcome Gin, it's nothing
Ginny: ::hugging Harry:: it's exactly what I wanted!
Harry: :: smirking to Draco:: I know
Draco: :: shoving Harry not too smoothly:: Here Red, open MY gift
Ginny: Oh ok ::walks to a BIG wrapped gift with flashy colors:: uhm.. which side?
Draco: ::giving her a strand of the wrapping:: pull here
::Ginny pulls the strand and the wrapping vanish and..::
Ginny: Oh My! It's a... It's a..
::There's a wardrobe full with clothes and dresses, several with neon colors of 'Draco's gurl' 'I'm dating DM' 'That thing you feel it's jealousy!' and the like::
Draco: Well, you do said you like clothes...
Ron: Herm, let go, I'm NOT killing him... yet...

by Sam Malfoy

I think it would be neat, but not very likely, if Draco and Ginny had the same birthday. Hmm, idea.

Ginny (walking down a hall with a huge armful of books and muttering): I can't believe they forgot. Harry and Hermione don't know me that well, I guess, but my own brother! How could he forget? (etc, etc)
(bumps into Draco and drops books) Hey! Watch where you're going!
Draco: Cool it, Weasley. That's no way to speak to your betters.
Ginny (picks up a book and throws it at Draco): How dare you! As if my day wasn't bad enough already!
Draco (catches book, looking slightly amused): Having a birthday around here sure doesn't offer much protection.
Ginny: How did you know?
Draco: What?
Ginny: That it's my birthday! How did you know?
Draco: It's my birthday.
Ginny: I don't believe this (stalks off muttering).
Draco (picks up books): Hey, Weasley... Weasley!

by Foxglove

About the Kid's Names, I can see them arguing about it for a long time before they just let someone step in and name the child for them. Maybe Draco would pick some absolutely hideous medieval name that's been in his family forever (like bingoni said) and Ginny would ... oh, skit coming on...

GINNY . Well, [looks up at Draco] what do you say to... Linus? He looks like a Linus to me. [Rocks the baby gently back and forth and makes silly faces at him]
DRACO . [scrunches up his face] Linus?! You've got to be kidding me, Ginny! The kid will go through life getting beaten on!
GINNY . [glares]
DRACO . [backs off and holds up his hands in surrender] All right, all right. Well, I still don't like the name. [thinks for a moment] How about Draco Jr.? I mean, just think... He would be like a little version of, well, me!
GINNY . [glares] Yes, because kids wouldn't beat on him for that name. It's stogy and hideous. I would never insult my child enough to be so uncreative as to give him a used-up enough name and just tack a 'Jr.' on the end. [looks away from Draco and back at the baby, cooing at him]
DRACO . [narrows eyes] Are you suggesting there's something wrong with my name?
GINNY . Well, did you see it make the top 100 boys names of 2002 last year?
DRACO . [makes a face] Oh, so now we're going to name our kid some washed-up, ever-popular, et completely unoriginal name like, say, Harry? Dispicable. What about ... Francios? It was my great-great-great-great Uncle's name... He was French, you know. Very popular name.
GINNY . What, back in the stonage?
DRACO . [sniffs] Make fun of me all you want, Virgina, but this child is definitely not a Linus...

by MeMyselfandI

Board games? Oh come one! You know they love monopoly and twister. But I also see Draco a chess player while Ginny being a checker champion.

Ginny-Ok it's your turn..and no more stalling!
Draco-*grumbles* ok ok..I'm thinking...*moves checker peice*
Ginny-Muhahaha! I got another two of your peices!
Draco- Oh OK! I know, you don't have to rub it in my face!
Ginny- Yes, I do.
Draco- *glares* Don't push it.
Ginny- Ok it's your turn!

30 minutes later

Ginny- will you PLEASE move already!
Draco- ok ok I think I'll...whoops--*knocks board over*
Ginny- AAAAARRRRGGGHHH! *breathing heavy* that-was-not-funny!
Draco- it wasn't meant to be *tries to hide laughter bu putting on fake sad face*
Ginny- Fine. I'm leaving! hnmp! *kicks board before walking out*
Draco - *calls after her* But what about my game?? I wanted to play chess....Ginnny? *she slams door shut*
Draco -smirks happily

by Mel*Star

Yes, Draco understanding the concept of Twister is...novel (yum naked Twister with Draco...you are so right Mariposa *drools*

Ginny: *pulls out box* oh look at this Draco! My old Twister game!
Draco: Twister?
Ginny: *giggles* yeah *opens box and gets out bog mat*
Draco: Oh! It's some kind of board game! *takes out spinner* like the one you've been teaching me. Now where's the peices? The knight? The ever-resoursful queen?
Ginny: No silly, this isn't a board game. You spin the spinner and you have to do whatever it lands on.
Draco: Reeeeeally? Whatever it lands on?
Ginny: Yep. It's fun for parties. But I haven't played in ages...this can go in the 'junk' pile...
Draco: No, wait! *grabs Twister box, and permanent marker, and draws a rather illustrative picture over red-hands
Ginny: *blushes* Draco, we have to clean up all this stuff!
Draco: *spins the spinner and stops it on the picture, then sweeps her onto the plastic mat* It can wait...

by gothic princess

As for Muggle books, I think that if Draco ever came across a smutty sort of romance book, he'd be sucked in. Can just picture it...

GINNY . [walks in and finds Draco on the couch reading. Bends down over his shoulder and says curiously] What are you reading, honey?
DRACO . [jumps and shoves the book under a pillow] Nothing! Nothing, darling. [smiles up at her innocently]
GINNY . [grabs the book out from under the pillow and skims through it] Interesting...
DRACO . [flushes then nods and takes the book away, flipping to a certain page and passage, pointing to it and showing Ginny] Did you even know you could DO something like that?

by MeMyselfandI

:Lol: MM&I, your little skit remind me of my father reading Playboy and saying 'The articles are REALLY interesting' ::snort:: yeah right.. SO I just got this cute and funny lil' skit of Draco and Ginny

Ginny: ::taking the magazine:: Why Draco! Play Witch?
Draco: Honey! It's educational
Ginny: Uhu... ::passing pages:: My God, those things are soo fake! Malfoy, I'm really ashamed.. I'll except this from Fred and George, but from you?
Draco: Really Red, you think the worst of me.. The articles are really good...
Ginny: ::reading from a page:: 'How to defy the foul gravity'
Draco: Uhm.. well, you didn't complain Saturday night...
Ginny: ::Blushes and hands Draco his magazine:: Enjoy, love
::Ginny leaves and Draco stares after her with a smirk::
Draco: Always works...

by Sam Malfoy

Their 50th Anniversary!

Draco: Damn, still with the Weasel
Ginny: WHAT did you say?
Draco: Nothing, love.. I just said I love you
Ginny: Yeah right, lil’ ferret… You’re not getting super tonight… any kind of super..
Draco: Damn…

by Sam Malfoy

And on the books, I think that if Draco ever read any (very unlikely) he'd be into Dracula and the Vampire Chronicles and stuff like that. That way he'd be able to make fun of how Muggles always got it wrong. Can't you just see it?

Draco: *sniggering and reading from Bram Stoker*
Ginny: What's so funny? Isn't that a horror novel?
Draco: This Muggle thinks that vampires are actually *pretty*! *sniggers some more*
Ginny: *With insane glint in her eyes* who says they aren't pretty?
Draco: Er... are you trying to tell me something honey?
Ginny: *bares fangs and chases Draco around the house, catches him and spits out fake fangs from the WWW*
Draco: *bares fangs*

by baal extremely evil