Hello All! You've stumbled upon the hilarious shrine to the skits of the S.S. Fire & Ice. It has been reopened by me, Mousey, in partnership with Fatal Attraction the ship site. This site was previously run by Kasoula, the skit site queen, and she sadly had to shut it down. During her hiatus I humbly asked if I could take up such a task of keeping it alive for the enjoyment of F&Iers everywhere. As of several weeks ago Kassi has once again joined the crew and we're going to work hard together to get the skit site restored to its former glory. I'm glad to have her back and I'm glad that she's allowing me to stay on :)

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D/G throw a dinner party. Who do they invite? Do they hold separate parties for their different groups of friends, or do they force everyone to rub shoulders all evening? What sort of hijinks ensue?

Picture the Malfoy Manor dining Room. This is a winter dinner party at which all the friends of the Malfoy/Weasley alliance are present:
Ginny: Draco and I would like to say-
Harry: SHUT UP! I'M CAPSLOCK!HARRY AND I GET TO DO ALL THE TALKING AROUND HERE! *throws Ginny off the podium*
Podium: Well, that was uncalled for.
Draco: *catches Ginny* You could've killed her! And then, who would make the pink-haired babies?
Ron: *wiggles eyebrows*
Draco: Don't even think about it.
Hermione: Honestly, can't we just have a regular dinner, and then I'll randomly disagree with it later with some deep and philosophical view which will later turn out to be the truth behind the meaning of life?
Goyle: Well, actually, the meaning of life can be determined only by how the individual makes his life. Philosophically speaking, we can never figure out what the truth meaning of life is, besides death, of course, unless we succeed in making every individual the same, and, of course, force them to have the same aspirations and fears.
Entire party (plus the podium): Wha-?!
Hell: *freezes over*
Harry: THERE'S AN AWFUL LOT OF TALKING GOING ON! I'M CAPSLOCK!HARRY, YOU KNOW!
Entire party (minus the podium this time, because it went off to get a drink) : We know.
Ginny: *wakes up*
Draco: My love! Are you fit for the making of Pink-haired babies?
Ginny: What, right now?
Draco: When else?
*Goyle, Ron, Hermione, and the Podium all find excuses to run away*
Harry: HEY! NO ONE'S PAYING ATTENTION TO ME AND THAT'S NOT NIC- ...ew...

by aloof_adrift