Nick Postagulous
Tuesday, November 02, 2004
A through J
When I showed up to vote, there was a line around the corner. But, I got to walk right in and vote with no wait. Why? Because I’m an A through J. All the poor K through Z drecks were standing there with impending rain about to wet them. In fact, I voted on my way back from storm water sampling.
A through M
But when Alison went to vote, and at that time it was A through M, and there were tons of people. It took her 45 minutes to vote. At that time, the slacker N through Z people were not up and about yet. It just goes to show that we people at the beginning of the alphabet are go-getters, movers and shakers, coffee achievers, and that we tend to show up to vote early and cause jams.
Well, except for me, obviously, since I just walked on in.
