Commander Data
The Director is walking around the copy area with his new bluetooth ear-size headset saying "Must Assimulate." And, while the thing may look a little dorky on him, as he's old and stuff, he did take a call when his cell phone was in his office.

Crap, I can't even remember what the borg used to say. But it's not "assimulate".
- posted by Nick Postagulous @ 7:54 AM