Nick Postagulous
Friday, February 27, 2004
Space Hydra Tough Table Spam from "Adopting R. Highfalutin"
I don't normally read spam. But the name on this one got my attention, especially since we're adopting and some people, I think it was Conan O'Brian, have joked that adopting from China is the new status symbol in NYC. I personally don't think that's very funny, but Conan's gotta make a living.
The spam starts out with what I first thought was some oddly phrased gibberish, but actually is a stupid invite to their hot girly web page, then ends with lists of random words. So, here is the text from Adopting R. Highfalutin's spam (only edited to remove two URLs):
Hey Postwood,
did you forge about me, That personal site kicked me off for being explicit can you believe? So I got someone else to put something up for me, tell me what you think and leave me a message. I really want to get together with you.
leave me a message here I'll reply asap
[Spam URL removed]
ciaotill tonight
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[Fake remove from list URL removed]
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child asked first.
Is this the spam of the future? Why, back in the day, we had spam that advertized something. Either hot latino action or reducing your home mortgage, but usually enlarging your penis, but it was all for something. None of this "human paste carom third heavy woods radar" nonsense. Though it was good to hear that "heavy frogs taken the sharp and alley tacit."
