Davids
Observations
and Pet
Peeves |
- It is the things of which I am unaware upon which
I shall be judged in Heaven.
- Drink more water
without the staining agents
mixed in.
- Why is it that people driving faster than you are
maniacs and people driving slower than you are idiots?
- When in doubt, read the manual.
- So what if kids today have their underwear sticking
out of the top of their pantsat least theyre wearing some.
- As many as 8 children a day are killed by guns according
to the Center on Juvenile and Criminal Justice, Justice Policy Institute.
- How do you axa question? (Example: Lemme
ax you a question.)
- Depression is the better part of squalor.
- I prayed to God for advice. I didn't hear anything,
so I relied on my own common sense.
- Respect is a lost art.
- Bravery is often what we have when we have no other
choice.
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