Welcome to Planet Footey
... home of band names, e-mail humor, virtual lite-brite and more. If you
would like more information on areas of Planet Footey, please check out
the short descriptions to your right.
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This page explores the phenomenon known as
band naming. Here at Planet Footey, we have discovered that a vivid imagination
and everyday conversations are the key to making up possible band names.
With the help of my trusty friend Larry
the Llamalord we have compiled a pretty extensive list of possible
names. Why would we do such a thing? Because we had so much enjoyment making
fun of the names of bands playing in local clubs, that we figured we would
use our imaginations and start our own list. Please note: No actual local
club bands (i.e. uncle jimmy's hat, soul penny, and 30amp fuse) were harmed
in this experimental amusement.
A useless supplemental addition to the band
name list from guest author Larry the Llamalord. This page gives insight
as to the various influences behind the names.
This page showcases some pretty goofy and
weird e-mail I have sent or received from my friends. This humorous mail
covers a wide range of topics, such as things to ponder, top ten lists,
smurfs, if llamas ruled the world, college exams, the three wisemen playing
jeopardy, etc.
This page examines the combination and connection
of surrealist Salvador Dali, a llama, the Dalai Lama, and Dolly Parton.
Thus, providing a brief encounter of amusement based solely on combining
words that sound the same but have different spellings and meanings. Caution...these
ideas were born under a moment of unexpected and incoherent thought patterns.
Planet Footey has now expanded to include more humorous word associations.
Click
on the following for more... Freudian
Slip (A must see), Bear
Arms or Bare Arms, Pokey-Mon,
and Osama
Bin Llama (see next frame).
This is a tribute to the University of Tennessee's
strange and humorous complaints that find their way onto the Daily Beacon's
crime log. For example, here is one of my favorites from the best of crime
log, spring 98..."Complainant advised there was an individual dressed up
as Gumby rollerblading in Presidential Courtyard causing a disturbance."
An online version of one of my favorite childhood
toys. Need I say more?
Magic
Bottle Cap A game developed one boring night
in a dorm room and based on the ever popular Magic 8-ball. Ask the bottle
cap a yes or no question, toss in the virtual sink, and get your answer.
