-Spring `95
With the unusually high number
of murders this semester, in addition to break-ins and fights that were
listed in the Crime Log, it is a relief to see the humorous listings to
give us a break from the more serious side of college life. Here are a
few of the more humorous listings that appeared in the Crime Log this spring.
This log does not include any arrests or listings where someone had been
injured.
 10.
Complainant reported to the UTPD at 9:49 a.m. on April 11 that a male was
walking around wearing a white t-shirt, tan shorts, a black baseball cap
and glasses in a parking lot on Laurel Avenue at 22nd Street.
9.
Complainant reported to the UTPD at 3:45 p.m. on April 10 that a group
of male subjects were hanging a fishing rod/reel with a $1 bill attached
to the lure from the fourth floor of Greve Hall. The subjects were filming
the efforts of passers-by who tried to get the $1 bill.
8.
Complainant reported to the UTPD at 1:40 a.m. on March 12 that Elvis was
on stage at the Campus Inn.
7.
Complainant reported to the UTPD at 8:04 a.m. on March 15 that a couple
was getting too lovey-dovey on the sidewalk at the UT Credit Union, 2100
White Ave.
6.
Complainant reported to the UTPD at 2:58 p.m. on March 9 that an unknown
assailant had attacked the building with a water filled latex condom causing
damage to the kitchen window at 1852 Terrace Ave.
5.
Complainant reported to the UTPD at 9:04 a.m. on March 13 that approximately
two weeks ago a nude male had chased her to her apartment building, but
did not catch her.
4.
Complainant reported to the UTPD at 11:07 a.m. on March 2 that while she
was jogging near the UT Drive area, a man stepped out of a red car wearing
only his underwear.
3.
Complainant reported to the UTPD at 3:58 p.m. on Jan. 14 that a male was
running at Tom Black Track with only a black and red spandex shirt on.
2.
Complainant reported to the UTPD at 3:34 p.m. on March 4 that a male subject
had a hole in his pants that allowed his genital area to show on the the
fifth floor of Hodges Library, and complainant was unsure if it was intentional
or not.
1.
Complainant reported to the UTPD at 12:40 p.m. on Feb. 28 that another
staff member had told her that a male subject had possibly used the women's
restroom because the toilet seat was left up and urine was found in an
area that would have been impossible for a woman to have placed it there
at the Communications Building, 1345 Circle Park. |
