Off the Wall Band Names Brought to you by Planet Footey ( ) ( formally http://members.aol.com/Footey30/ and http://personal.bna.bellsouth.net/~jonfoote) Copyright 1997-2002 Planet Footey (see below for complete copyright statements) _____________________________________ Off the Wall Band Names Vol. I _____________________________________ The Purple Grotto Cardiogrotto Purple Funkmelon Bewildered Mildred Bewildered Wonderment The Land of Uz (Job 1:1 NIV) Disquieting Dreams (Job 4:13 NIV) Uncovered Nakedness (Lev. NIV) Fruit of the Light (Ephesians 5:9 NIV) Middle of the Gorge (Joshua 13:16 NIV) Son of Nun (Joshua 2:1 NIV) Desert of Zin (Joshua 15:1 NIV) Egyptian Wadi (Joshua 15:4 NIV) Lower Springs (Joshua 15:19 NIV) Selah (Psalms NIV) Oholibah Asherah Pole of Love Pez Dispenser of Love Wasteland of My Heart Gypsy Lover Romantically Self Destructive Garbage Disposal of Love Star Crossed Lovers Closed Book of Love Pooper-Scopper of Love Blue Phones of Love Rorschach Test of Love Subliminal Rorschach Psychoanalytical Relationships The Summer of Freud`s Sexual Discontent Mommy and I are One Bipolar Tendencies Cerebral Hemispheres Heinous Anus Severed Ear DJ E and MC Squared ATP NAD (Nicotinamide Adenine Dinucleotide) Phosphofructokinase Acetyl-CoA Arrector Pili (Hair Raising Experience) Medulla Oblongata External Sphincter Radial Groove Pisiform F.O.O.S.H (Fall on Outstretched Hand) Anaerobic Exercise Sigmoid`s Constipated Musicland Chronic Halitosis Congested Feeling Congenital Heart Failure Ultrasound Incontinent Marathon Runners Broken Wind Pondering Teenagers Stupid Freshmen Fall Semester Freshmen Love The Meaning of Student Life Courtyard Posse Fratboy Love Snotty College Kids Massively Undecided Postponed Life Real Careers (are made of this) Strumming Strom Thurmond Tupac Shapiro Apathetic Activists Hyperactive Lazy People The Keepers of the Sacred List Violent Shaolin Monks Inarticulate Gruntings Incomprehensible Lyrics Kicking & Screaming We`re Not Going There Sappy Poets Cynical Poets Remarkable Prose The Lilliputians Pecksniff and Dick Swiveller I`m Going Literary on Your A** Upside-down Words More Stupid Dialogue Fatal Necessity of Irony Rock Asphalt Interstate Traffic Habib`s Quickie Mart Mr. Bojangle`s Flying Caboose Brick Jacuzzi Broken Glass Don`s Glass Recycle Bin Two Inch Penny Nails Gumbo Mud Congenital Hicks Wake Up On the Wrong Side of the Futon Dark Side of the Morning Stuck Zippers Wet Blanket Running Water Hand Car Wash Hand Lotion Palmolive Detergent Static Cling Sound Loose Threads Spandex Attack Interchangeable Shoes Plaid Parade Slim Profile Dandruff Tweezer Vern`s Barca Lounger Vibrating Folding Chairs Psychic Encounters Brazilian Power Crystal Dilithium Washed-up Soap Stars Wasted Money Wrong Hand Band (Now we`re getting Married) Lego Dynasty Lite-Brite Musicians Uncle Jesse`s Truck Saturday Night Otis Roscoe`s Police Academy Gopher`s Bow Tie Mr. Peabody`s Wayback Machine Mr. Spock`s Mindmeld Music Psychedelic Tribbles Klingon Vampires Sulu`s Genital Warps Mr. Anderson`s Toolshed Kick Me in the Jimmy My Inner Beavis Hollow Mahollo Can you Spare a Square Pork Chops and Applesauce Predator Vision The Black Knights of Nee The Ballad of Roger the Shrubber Dennis` Self Commune Anarchistic Peasants Wookie Pitstop of Love Boot-Scootin` Wookie My Inner Wookie Redneck Jedi Darth Vader`s Helmet Wookie Halitosis Garage Wookie Drunken Wookie on a Rampage Bow-Huntin` Wookies Obsession, for Wookies Obsessive-Compulsive Wookies Three Wookies and your Mother Your Momma Breakfast at Your Mother`s Place It Came from Your Mother Cow or Your Mother? Twisted Mother My `Special` Friend Jerkwad Hairy Behemoth Whipped Curs Old Farts Trailer Park Floosies Notorious Bungholes Chicken Wings Cheeze Fries Gourmet Cheese Products Lasagna Oat Bran and Tofu Skewered Sausage Savaged Meat Spinning Saucer Sucky Music The Hootie Principle No Musical Talent Bad Horrible Songs The Return of Menudo The Artist Formally known as Menudo Disposable Music Better than Silvertab Better than Ezekiel Einstagfliege (One Hit Wonder-German) Amp Slayers Musical Jaws of Life Real Musicians Musical Whores Harmonized Harmonicas Sam`s Choice Music PBS Music Moral Music Plugged Unplugged Killer Guitar Heroes Medieval Rap Artists Old-School Preservation Society Temple of Hip-Hop Flaming Sitars Woody Ballads It Sounds like Nirvana Crossed with Nine Inch Nails Obsession Lurid Fantasies Violent Arousal Depths of Abstraction Opaque Dead 411-4911 502 Æ Clean and Jerk Shallackaknockers Handstamps of Drunkeness My Left Nad Black Moses (ESPN Upclose w/ Rodman) The White Rodman Wormhole Mortal Coil Hitler`s Secret Black Book Nazi Love Triangle Liquid Satan Theological Economics Corrupted Idealism Cynical Idealists Mental Evil Anonymous Self Non-Unnatural Environment The Nameless one The UnNameables UnNameable Llamas The Llamawhackers 10,000 Llama Maniacs The Bleating of the Lambs Pigeon Droppings Retching Pandas Three Legged Dog Sheep Bladders and Pig Brains (Bio Lab) Day-Glo Flamingos Funky Chicken Monkey`s Uncle Camelspotting The Running of the Lemmings The Wombats Weeping Willows Thumbtacks in a Row (Submitted by Brian Cofflet) Spinning Squirrels (Submitted by Brian Cofflet) Judas Hat (Submitted by Brian Cofflet) ____________________________ Vol. I Compiled ??/??/??-09/15/97 _____________________________________ Off the Wall Band Names Vol. II _____________________________________ Ten Cheeses (1 Samuel 17:18 NIV) Rock of Hammahlekoth (Rock of Departing) (1 Samuel 23:28 NIV) Left Handed Stone Chunkers (Judges 20:16 NIV) Great Tree of Tabor (1 Samuel 10:3 NIV) Tent Peg Temple (Judges 4:21 NIV) Tent Dwelling Women (Judges 5:24 NIV) Ramath Lehi (Jawbone Hill) (Judges 15:17 NIV) Family of the Unsandled (Deuteronomy 25:10 NIV) Shibboleth (Judges 12:5-6 NIV) Saul Saw (1 Samuel 14:52 NIV) Ephraim`s grapes (Judges 8:2 NIV) Anarchistic Isrealites (Judges 17:6 NIV) Slop of Luz (Joshua 18:13 NIV) Legal Sandle (ruth 4:7 NIV) Useless Idols (1 Samuel 12:21 NIV) Plague of Frogs (Exodus 8 NIV) Water from the Rock (Exodus 17 NIV) The Ephod Three Pronged Fork (1 Samuel 2:13 NIV) Son of Dodo (Judges 10:1 NIV) Scorpion Pass (Judges 1:36 NIV) East of Egypt (1 Samuel 15:7 NIV) Inner Room Relief (Judges 3:24 NIV) 404 Object not Found Learned Helplessness Impotent Powerless Utopians (From some show on TBN) Bass Poison (Home Shopping Network) Kill Ya Dead (Home Shopping Network) Screaming Butterflies (R.I.P. Jim) Cottoncandy Clouds (R.I.P Hendrix) Sleep Deprived No Ordinary Trix Rabbit Periodic Noise Willie the Love Bunny Kung Fu Flute God`s Quicky Mart Doors of Perception Llama Mama Love Cursed Benjamites (Judges 21:18 NIV) Vomited Land (Leviticus 18:25 NIV) Tent of Meeting (Leviticus 19:21 NIV) Honest Ephah (Leviticus 19:36 NIV) Uncircumcised Fruit (Leviticus 19:23, see footnote in NIV) Nadab and Abihu (Leviticus 10 NIV) Swarming Things In The Water (Leviticus 11:10 NIV) The Wall Lizard (Leviticus 11:30 NIV) Braying In The Bushes (Job 30:7 NIV) Maher-Shalal-Hash-Baz (Isaiah 8:1 NIV) Song Of The Prostitute (Isaiah 23:15 NIV) Bed of Love (Ezekiel 23:17 NIV) Valley of Dry Bones (Ezekiel 37 NIV) Stick of Joseph (Ezekiel 37:19 NIV) Gomer (Ezekiel 38:6 NIV) The Seventh Trumpet and the Seventh Seal (Revelation NIV) Maddening Wine (Revelation 14:8 NIV) Infectious Skin Diseases (Leviticus NIV) Death in the Pot (2 Kings 4:40 NIV) The Widow`s Oil (2 Kings 4:6 NIV) Naaman`s Skin Care (2 Kings 5 NIV) Pulling the Weeds (Matthew 13:29 NIV) Amalekites (Bible) Segub (Bible) Hamul and Carmi (Bible) Make a Tree Good (Matthew 12:33 NIV) Mildew (Leviticus 13 NIV) Onan`s Seed (Genesis 38:9 NIV) Joyful Noise (Psalms NIV) Log of Oil (Leviticus 14:10 NIV) Plague of Boils (Bible) Heart of Mangled Fibers Funky Mack Tradition Shamless Plugs Groovy Grapes The Meaning of Nothingness Oblivion Tangled Webs The Webs of Love and Despair Fraternal Llama Twins Scotch Guard Someone Else`s Mother Waste Basket Wasted Dogs Sober Alcoholics Scanky Buckwheat Lives! Hairball The Duke of Uranus Uranus Rocks the World! Hitler`s Foot Fetish Eva and Adolf Nothing Else Effercacious Sacked Directors IntelliVisionaries Coleco Maniacs Three Blind Llamas Voit Nougat Green M&Ms Swamp Moose Tippecanoe and Mary Tyler Moore Five Gallon Bucket Llama Joe Denigration Castle Anthrax 640x280 Pixels The Meat Cleaver of Love Melk Shackled Llamas Wart Buh Monk Haircut No Name Band Name Gourdhead Pleasantly Plump Llamas Splat! Poles of Thought Brown Paper Bag Las Vigilantes de la Playa (Baywatch in Spanish) `Whatever Happened To Jordan Knight?` Llama Style Striking Llama Workers Kid Llama Upper Class McEwen Society The Call of the Llamas Freudian Complex The Running of the Llamas Erbert`s Chamber Music Late Night Scooby Snacks Gossiping Gibbons `Assaulting With Simplicity` Rational Relationships Aunt Edna Capped Teeth Possum Cow Patty Peppermint Patty Creative Napping Reality Check The Llama Mafia Shin Splints Spoon-fed Students Mono Dust and Ashes Ham and Cheese Honest Politicians Ultimate Deep Dish Funky Cold Mecca and Medina Buffalo Hanson (Ken Griffey Jr. Baseball Game) Boomerang Romances Robespierre`s Razor Shave Gasoline Spina Bifida Dan and Ava`s Annoying Commercials Swamp Thing of Love Thought Police Mortified Luis and Maria`s Toolshop Genuine Leather Oscar`s Trash Can Llama 3:16 Slutpuppies Dead Wood Drift Wood Warped Wood Joint Kermit`s All-Star Revue Hidden Treasure Unclean People 5.0 Graduated Cylinders Averted Eyes Charmismatic Koalas Temporary Amnesia Narwhal Whales Moth Giddy Giraffes Love Compost 6-81 Backside Post Friggin` Rock Spastic Colons Catharsis Abnormal Psychology (let`s work on those Abs) Toothpick Heart Palpitations Monagamous Kennedys Deer In The Headlights 100% Dead Tape Operation Broken Straps Cacophonic Symphonies Anarchistic Leadership Flattened Orbs Moss Slop Bucket Big Ol` Tick Dropkicked Lovers `Chew It, Do It!` (Trident Wrapper) Plucked Chicken Male Pattern Baldness Web Addicts Web Whore Headset Unruly Farm Animals LL Cool LV No. 2 Leaded Pencil Spastic Mother `I`m Thinking Right Now` $300,000 Full Moongate Rastafarian Smurfs Gekko Mania Miranda Panda Forbidden Doughnuts Verbal Usage Revolving Mouse Wheel Tickle My Grover Web Page of Deceit Link`s Page No Clue Ponderless Leaking Foley ICU Scary `Fros Harassing Hyenas Anti-Mall Superstar Deeper Meanings of Llama Relationships Depth Charge Ukelale Love Llama Usage Fried Burge Useless Tidbits Carpool of Life Silver Flute Light Breeze Sir of Sweet Sorrow Barney`s Bullet Peacefrog Smurf You Zamboni Mr. Pycroft`s Ping Machine (Meaning of Life) Rough Towels (Meaning of Life) Musical Flavor-Flav of the Month Dark Organ Classic Rap Alternative Rap My Inner Frampton Scene 24 Sleek Dolphin Hoppy Frog `Love Comes Over Me` My Inner Cultural Historian Ten Speed Bokes My Innerds Personality Transplant Uncle Jesse`s Moonshine Tingly Wingly Pixie Wixie Land Cousin Eddie Lord of Forgettable 70s Stadium Rock Better Band Names Burgeoning List Boxed Lunch Honey Graham Crackers `Jailhouse Love Song` Cud Intelligent Chickens Electric Banjo Eucalyptus Frozen Tundra of Love Psychotic Pandas Tonedeaf Musicians `Music, By Your Mother` Freud`s Therapy Singalongs Boss Hogg`s Limo SubSonic Food Virtual Therapy Sprained Redneck Ghetto Boyz Banana Slide Instant Lightning Crass A** Tattoed Llamas The Electrolytes of Love Bermuda Triangle of Love Highland Rim Llama Cab Drivers Sprained Cerebrums Up and Go Routes Courteous Nashvillian Drivers Djork Larryizms The Dingleberries Water Resistant Watches Fungo Bats Whiffleball Superstars Passe Cootie Outbreak 1964 Llama Invasion Fraggle Rock in Your Shoe Beavis does Fraggle (and it rocks) Frampton and Fraggle Come Alive! The Cicada of Love Mr. Mojo meets Mr. Clean Mr. Mojo Llama Mood Swings Clicking Phone Ladybug Picnic Two More Names The Traydumper of Love Inside Meaning Balsa Wood Wahlberg`s Shorts Virtual Family Dysfunctional Virtual Family Nuclear Family Counting Backwards for Love Funny Disclaimers of Love Internal Conversations Stage Left Flo`s Pitstop Mel`s Greasy Burgers Grizzled Ears (Monty Python) Love Toothbrush Kramer`s Haircut The Bean Team Fighting Hippies Brave Cowards Slobberknockers Chain Letter Prayers Spitting Llamas The Lighter Side of Your Mama Bloated Ticks The Chiggers of Love Remote Control Tuscany Fried Bat (Monty Python) Badger`s Spleens (Monty Python) Wren`s Liver (Monty Python) Wolf Nipple Chips (Monty Python) Ox Noses (Monty Python) Struggling Against Reality (Monty Python) Wretched Imperialist Tidbits (Monty Python) Closet Hippie (Larry) Otis` Shine The Maltese Llama Splinters Poached Eggs Wood Properties Foam Rubber Behind The Curtains Snotty Boogers Bobbin` Bob Bucky The Beaver Shining Helmet Stub Love Homework Goodlooking Llamas Right-Hand Dominate Love Swag Land of the Llamas Toilet Brush Forked Tongue The Love Handyman The Old Fogeys Indian Gift Givers Broken Bongs Smack Attack Buzzard Circling Vultures of Love Broken Wishbone Llama Vampires Shrieking Weasels Love Fest 97 Festering Boils (Bible) Seismic Tremors Torn Blue Jeans Nine-Foot Tall Llamas Cracked Marrow Phlegm Sociopathic Tendencies Half-Baked Cookies English Pigdogs (Monty Python) `The Meaning Of Nothing` The Dumptruck of Love Leather Purses Love Notes and Hurried Glances Dung Beetles The Flying Cockroaches The Love Jack Perpetually Aroused Septic Tanks of Love The Wolverines `Love Is Like Chasing A Chicken` Ballpoint Pen Pen and Swords The Windows American Cabbies Mute Silent Mimes Flying Llama Regiment 69 `Earning My Red Wings` Instant Llama Karma (going to get you) Greasy Krystal Burgers Prediliction The Prize Patrol Of Love Sweet Nothings (are made of this) The Boar`s Nest of Love Cooter`s Garage Duke Chasescene Warped Ice Cream Vendors The Pits of Llama Refuse Plastic Smiles Nutmeg and Your Mother Sage Bush Dewayne Wayne`s Love Shack Llamaboy Meets Batboy Forbidden Llama Pleasures Watery Tart (Monty Python) The Love Club Deep Inner Meaning Of Love (There is one?) Too Disgusting For MTV Code Brown Mass Consumption Dental Dam Nasty Big Pointy Teeth (Monty Python) Llama Broadcast Network Contaminated Meat E. Coli Warm Fuzzy Underwear Creative Sufferings For Love Primal Shrug Self-Doubt Jet Lag Llama With Tourette`s Projectile Vomiting Sputtering History Teachers Welfare Drag Queens (Next on Springer) Petroleum Jelly Chained Arms and Lying Eyes (Break onthrough, dude) Speeding Tree Sloths Llama Shack `Somebody Pressed The Pause Button On My Love Life` Biblical Dietary Laws King Arthur`s Not Quite Dead Sea of Fruits and Vegetables Olfactory Nerve of Love Cracked Jug Confucious` Love Sayings Mandatory Cry Session Deaf Punk (play on Daft Punk) Roasted Nuts Overrunning Second Base Chester`s Possum Shack Llama Preservation Society `Three Hour Tour of Love` Street Vendors of Love Civil Disorder ``Broken on the Wheel of Love`` (played to Queen of Hearts music) Illuminati Shredded Heart Aortas and Rose Stems ``You`re the Man`` Marilyn Hardwig`s Headbang Tour 97 Ugly People and Their Dogs Schizaphrenic Chimps ``Click, Click, Clicking On Heaven`s Gate`` English Bedwetting Types (Monty Python) Dull Fantasies Beer Goggles of Love Radically Creative Ethical Voices Learned Ignorance Dropped Crumbs Tied Shoelaces Crushed Cups of Ice Sleep-Deprived Wookies The Nameless Llama Boring Llamas Llama Milk Intelligent Beauty Queens Splits Wide and Right Waggle Run Blocking Dummies Crash-Pinch Stunts Talkative Mimes Meandering Pandas Big Splits Second and Nine and Three-Quarters Passing Fancies Philosophizing Football Players Welcome Distractions Huddle Up Tearin` It Up Swamp Water Discordent Melodies Chapped Lips Psycho Clown Emergency Exit Chit-Chat Wallow in Mediocrity Nameless Machine University Ferret Redneck Mansions Monkey Cheese (Submitted by Joy Elisabeth) Remote Control (Submitted by Brad Nolen) The Door Guard (Submitted by Brad Nolen) Baldy (Submitted by Brad Nolen) Wienie (Submitted by Brad Nolen) The Phen-Fin Method (Submitted by Brad Nolen) Hard Line Drive (Submitted by Brad Nolen) Love That Dog (Submitted by Brad Nolen) Unexciting Commericals (Submitted by Brad Nolen) Argh! (Submitted by Brad Nolen) ``My Love Beeper Went Off!`` (Submitted by Brad Nolen) ``It`s Peachy-Dory`` (Submitted by Brad Nolen) ``Is Chubby Going There?`` (Submitted by Brad Nolen) Cooties (Submitted by Brad Nolen) Yes, No, Maybe Check One (Submitted by Brad Nolen) ____________________________ Vol. II Compiled 09/15/97-09/29/98 _____________________________________ Off the Wall Band Names Vol. III _____________________________________ Academia Nuts Creative Consultants God of the Net Elixir Mixer Yorick Comes Alive! (and probably scaring the heck out of Hamlet) Skunk Ape (from UT Beacon) Widespread Apathy Recreational Procrastination Wookie On Ice Perdedor (``Loser`` in Spanish) 1-900 Psychotic lines Juan Valdez`s Burro Rides Elmo`s Ticklectomy The Dylan-English Dictionary (from Leno) Clogged Arteries Technicolor Fog Colostomy Human Muppet (from WCW Monday Nitro)-Bert? Random Weirdness Flame-Broiled UT Plant Sale (actual sign out at the tracks near Thompson-Boling) The Meaning of Frampton (future Philosophy class?) Monkeybird (from a cartoon show) Looney Magnets Internet Hippies (of the world, unite!) Sweetness With An Edge The Necessary Room Nazis and Elves (from APSU`s paper) Latino Southerner (from APSU`s paper) Larry`s Nursery and Landscaping (business in Clarksville) The Sound of Frampton College Humor Happy Middle Ground Hitler`s Love Child Country/Techno Mix The Techno Blues Duct-Taped Musicians Fans of Larry My Inner Redneck My Inner Amy Marselius Dyslexia 61:3 Psychic Economy The Happy CynicIt is Finished (John 19:30 NIV) 33 1/3 RPM Perplexed Mind of Christ (1 Corinthians 2:16 NIV) Wellspring of Life (Proverbs 4:23 NIV) Out of Our Mind (2 Corinthians 5:13 NIV) Desert of Ziph (1 Samuel 26:2 NIV) Flea Spotting (1 Samuel 26:20 NIV) Witch of Endor (1 Samuel 28 NIV) Lament of the Bow (2 Samuel 1:18 NIV) Helkath Hazzurim (Field of Daggers) (2 Samuel 2:16 NIV) Fleet Footed Wild Gazelles (2 Samuel 2:18 NIV) Raiding Bands (2 Samuel 4:2 NIV) Valley of Salt (2 Samuel 8:13 NIV) The year For Canceling Debts (Deuteronomy 15 NIV) Lamedh, Pe, and Qoph (Psalms 119-headers NIV) Sin and Shin (Psalms 119-header NIV) ``Song of Ascents`` (Psalms 120 NIV) Root of Jesse (Isaiah 11:10 NIV) Wicked Rod (Isaiah 14:5 NIV) ``Lying Down In Our Shame`` (Jeremiah 3:25 NIV) Marduk (Jeremiah 50:2 NIV) Jesus Cafe Muzzled Oxen (Deut. 25:4 NIV) Gideon`s Ephod (Judges 8:27 NIV) Oreb and Zeeb (Judges 8:3 NIV) Pass of Heres (Judges 8:13 NIV) Kiss the Son (Psalms 2:12 NIV) Tredding the Winepress (Isaiah 63:2 NIV) Glorious Arm of Power (Isaiah 63:12 NIV) Glorious Throne(Jeremiah 17:12 NIV) Ephraim`s Moaning (Jeremiah 31:18 NIV) It is Done (Revelation 21:6 NIV) And finally.....(drumrolls, please) Bandnamed Out Joe`s Country Suicide (Submitted by Brain Cofflet) Training Room Stalker (Submitted by Brain Cofflet) ____________________________ Larry`s submissions for `99 ____________________________ The Viagra Bandits Brown Nugget BMF-LVN-98 Uncontrolled Invention Armchair Couchfisherman Flatulent Philosophers Coxcumb Deadened Olfactory Nerve Nonconforming Conformists Electric Drywall Orchestra Tickle Me Furby The Barney Fife Complex People for the Ethical Treatment of Llamas Temporary Storage ``Green Smurf and Smurf, Smurf I Smurf`` Coconut Banging Lackeys Aquanet Rejects Doleful Air Products of a Diseased Mind Monica`s Cigar Shop Y90210K Bug Intestinal Cramping Creative Boredom Visible Geometry Idle Flitting Fantasies Split Hair Band Matinee Music Special Extravaganza Santa`s Band of Misanthropic Elves Moloch Priest Hideous Wenches Rabid Turkey Organized Chaos Antagonisitc Power of Repulsion New Dramatic Criticism ``We`ll Sample Anything`` Beavis`s Playground Llamas, Inc. Analog in a Digital World Fudge `Em Buzzard Picnic Confused Noise Limekiln The Dixie Hicks Scrofula Natural Child Birth for $200, Alex Political Pygmies Pregnant Pause Spunk Water Harmonic Convergence Hemorrhoidectomy Quim Lords of Anarchy Prozac Candy Lurch`s Chiropracy Buddhist Funk (B-Funk) Wild Magic Burst Changing Sprinkles Bunny Soft-Twist Obsessive-Compulsive Shoe Changer (aka Fred Rogers) Mr. Roger`s Make-Believe Neighborhood Riots Psychotic Mr. Rogers Drunk Sorostitutes Giving a Tinker`s Cuss (from Monty Python) Loathsome Spotty Behinds Squeezing Blackheads (from Monty Python) Smokin` Priest Stylin` `n Profilin` Dead Parrot Society Semantic Posturings Llama Libidos Defectatory Tricks by Jason Reinholz Matchbox Hootie Powdered Beer Obnoxious Mimes Temporary Permanent Arrangement Direct Evasion RATT on a Stick Fornigate `99 (or Woodstock, man) Free Expenses Paid Trip Llama Republic The Wal-Mart Mafia Horizontal Olympics Hollow Grumblings ____________________________ Larry`s submissions for `00 ____________________________ Cramped Minds Broken Stones (from Leviticus, referring to the nutsack) Crushed Testicles of Power (From WWF) Testicular Fortitude Scatological Humor Wookie Nookie Traumatic Lovelife Doh! The Homeric Musical 90210: The Album (oh, wait...they`ve already done that!) Deep Thoughts About Cud Deeper Thoughts About Your Mama Llama Mama Sick Dudes Shadrach`s BBQ Pit Unclean Animals Dirty, Rotten, Filthy Creatures Incestual Fantasies of Llamas Ho-Bag of Mixed Emotions Urethal Spasmings Coelum Sea, Sea, We`re the Sea Monkeys! See us swimming around! Nadular Itchings Scrotum Ticklers See How I Talk (The Next Van Halen Tour to cause acronymic confusion) Acronymic Confusion Confuse a Cat (Monty Python) Stoatgobbling Whores Unnecessary Musical Comebacks Assyrian Maple on Your Pancakes MP3CPO (Star Wars Meets Internet Music) 01209 to Reverse Satan`s Power The Meaning of Hasselhoff ____________________________ Footey`s additions for `99 ____________________________ gettin giggy with tha gita mid-gen-x crisis mental wd-40 florida monkey portable freud we of transparent hearts ____________________________ Footey`s additions for `00 ____________________________ Hearts of Wonder Phat Monkey LithoSith The Midnight Snack Club Mammoptosis YouToo Ohyouateonetoo 3rd Degree CD Burn vas def comedy jam subtle plug ____________________________ User Submissions ____________________________ I, Jedi mallrat reject I work at mcDonalds CRYSTAL WATERFALLS Angry chia-pet messed up monkeys the ball gobblers Transcendential Buddhist Physics Six Pack Coma Creative Boredom Lurch`s Chiropracy Products of a Diseased Mind Slick Willie`s Ear Lube The Alec Smart Band Glucose Hoses SliceHound The Elderberries (Monty Python) The God-fearing Snake Handlers Little foots toe Dove Cry EPTOR Honor amung thieves CH**CH whats missing... (UR) Acid Union The Money Shot Average Jo chubby pickles Portable Monkey Biscuits (ts) Freeze Dried Oompaloompa (ts) Garden Gnome (ts) Your soaking in it (ts) Beaver Smoke (ts) Yellow snowcone (ts) PooPoo PeePee Pants (this one is real) My Neighbor Jim Bob (ts) Smell my finger (ts) Crtl+Alt+Del (ts) Lineal Crossword puzzle (ts) Suger-Coated Booger snaps (ts) Well La De Da (ts) Livin La vida Llama (ts) Broken Yo-Yo (ts) Pondering Pickles (ts) Pretty Sneeky Sis` (ts) Old Gravy (ts) High Powered Spleen (ts) My friend Earl (ts) Tamper-Evident Q-tip (ts) Ringworm Toss (ts) Fanatic Procrastinator (ts) Lard (ts) Low Grade Narcolepsy (ts) Stormin` Mormon (ts) Bionic Sheep Shearers (ts) Fuzzy Knuckle (ts) Shotty Wiring (ts) Croft mediocre-stars (ts) Dirt Clump (ts) Wrassle` Mania (ts) Melancoly Joy (ts) Booty and the Ho-fish (ts) Plunger thrust DRUNKEN Llamas The Banjo Wookies (from burge) angle babes sax toe biter one eye bunny toe socks cazzo head rinse Dain bramage the dorkos munky junky Salmon Flavored Ewok @$$ Man Monkey Pants Johnson (bdc) Straw, Sticks, Bricks (bdc) Jenny's Number Sucks @tom THE FASHION DRIVE contamination hot Chocolate the smoking tape despensers virus poltrageist venom lethal My Pal Simon The Retarded Beavers The North Dakota Hicks The Ting-A-Lingers organized chaos BLISS three ugly guys and a drummer Ardvarc Parkas Vicious Fishs Feed My Martian A-Llama-ed Not Enough Knives Wideboy Fred @$$ Monkeys Revenge The Non-Trons my mothers foot footmouth my foot mother Foo Mokey Butt Ox Bad Rabbits Taxi drivers victims of pop the punk rock club crudd 80 goodles anarchymania Riot against society D.E.S. G (dont eat the schools Gravy) Pop gravy Left overs Hey yo what do you know Money Bunny Dead Squirrels The Snotty Nosebleeds Evil Sock Puppets OdDbALL Sock Monkies from outerspace Wombat poonzer fart rinsed RUMPLESPUN Sid James Experience Paralment of Funky Hairdos Porkburger a date with weight goatmilk surprize red patio furniture joey and the hootananies tim stinks (its not our fault he stinks) woogie and the wookies woogie and wooginators the Krustyburglers sucky roommate lavalamp iglatinpay thisnamesucks Timbo the bimbo the Gary Coleman experience chicky monkey tears for beers Neato the burrito 85 Buick Skylark little elvis floodline This is my Band Name Chewy Fishes spitting camels The Irreverent Clones Uranus Rings of Steel Flog! Problematic Q McDonut The Fortuitous Leprechauns Allegra Allergy Allegory osama ben llama Primal Smirk Chicken Livers Psychopathic Snot Gobblers Intravenous Rugrats On Ritalin Lets Burn Barney!! Smurfs On Smack I Am Elmo Chat Room Charlie Exxon Valdez and the Slicks aptitude Crunchie Boltzzz Moon Pies N Pickle Juice Paranoid Freak (who likes to eat) Psycho Monkey Suicide (PMS) Pistoff Monks on Acid (PMOA) Crusty Rats Aren`t People! true illusion The Kinky Spectacles The Jimmy Riddlers Dude, Where`s My Guitar? Evil Bunny Worshippers Barry White Transvestite Club Seldom Bucket (Discworld character) Knicker Elastic Come On In, The Water`s Lovely Snotty Tissue Ignorant Space Aliens Purple Drawers ____________________________ Vol. III Compiled 09/29/98-02/09/02 Copyright 1997-2002 Planet Footey: Contributions remain the property of their respective owners were noted and have been used by permission. In the case of Larry s contributions, of which are many, material has been used by permission and insistence. Origin of Footey s and Larry s work will be determined by two thirds majority in the special bi-weekly meeting. Any reference to trademarked names and/or copyrighted material is strictly non-commercial commentary on how everyday conversations and references can lead to band name formation. In the event that someone wants to actually use these names, they must take it up with the respective owners. Original names by Footey and Larry can be used for free as long as you e-mail us and include our names and a link to the page in the cd liner notes if your band gets signed. Heck, we will even be your biggest fans. In closing, passages from the Bible (NIV translation) have been used in accordance to limitations (up to 500 verses without written permission) set forth by the International Bible Society, Copyright 1973, 1978, 1984.