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    Off the Wall Band Names

    Welcome to the Off the Wall Band Name Page. The following list is comprised of weird band names and/or song/cd titles that Larry and I have came up with. These names are USDA Grade A, kid tested, mother approved © & ® material. It can not be rebroadcast or retransmitted without the express written consent of the NFL and Larry's mother. The preceding message has been brought to you by the sacred relics of Brother Maynard.


    Now a note from Larry...(Who is Larry) "There you have it, Possible Band Names, about half of which are taken from everyday conversations about music and TV.  Some come from the Bible, while others are inspired by Monty Python and Sigmond Freud, but the best come from talking about our mothers. The llamas are brought to you today by the letters S and H, and the number 2.  I, Larry, wish to dedicate this list to the person I love most, but I won't post her name here, since she might get embarrassed (assuming that this makes it to the web page).  All of this would not be possible without the sorry state of TV and music today.  It is Jonathan's and my way of rebelling against the bloody dictatorship that we live in today.  Now we see the violence inherent in the system!  Help! Help! We're Being Repressed!  But especial thanks go out to Mr. Jimmy Wayne Jones, for no apparent reason.  Later, pendajos."


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    Off the Wall Vol. II


    Hey, were back in the saddle again with another installment of Off the Wall Band Names/Cd/Song titles. Much thanks to Larry, who provided most of the material this time. FYI.....All llama references have been cleared by the NCAA Clearing House, Llama Preservation Department. For more information about llamas, refer to our two sources of llama inspiration, Sesame Street's "me and my llama" and Monty Python and the Holy Grail credits. In conjunction with this web page and the fire marshall, please take a moment to observe the location of emergency exits located to the left and right of the top & bottom of this page.


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    Off the Wall Vol. III

    Back with the last and final installment of Off the Wall Band Names. The list has grown at an enormous rate due to Larry, who just keeps sending me more and more stuff everyday. This web page has been a test of the emergency webcast system...in the event this had been an actual webpage...the warning would have been followed by instructions. With timeout on the field, the score is volumes of band names 3 and llama references too many to count.



    Do you have any names to add? If so, e-mail Jon or Larry or use the submit names form below. If we like the name I will post it here.


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    © Copyright 1997-2002 Planet Footey:
    Contributions remain the property of their respective owners were noted and have been used by permission. In the case of Larry's contributions, of which are many, material has been used by permission and insistence. Origin of Footey's and Larry's work will be determined by two thirds majority in the special bi-weekly meeting. Any reference to trademarked names and/or copyrighted material is strictly non-commercial commentary on how everyday conversations and references can lead to band name formation. In the event that someone wants to actually use these names, they must take it up with the respective owners. Original names by Footey and Larry can be used for free as long as you e-mail us and include our names and a link to the page in the cd liner notes if your band gets signed. Heck, we will even be your biggest fans.  In closing, passages from the Bible (NIV translation) have been used in accordance to limitations (up to 500 verses without written permission) set forth by the International Bible Society, Copyright 1973, 1978, 1984.