Planet Footey formally
located @ http://members.aol.com/footey30 & http://members.aol.com/jonfoote
Last updated on 11/23/02.
planetfootey@bellsouth.net
In case of
emergency...
please break
jar and insert
brain!!!
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Off
the Wall Band Names
This page explores the phenomenon known
as band naming. Here at Planet Footey, we have discovered that a
vivid imagination and everyday conversations are the key to making up possible
band names. With the help of my trusty friend Larry
the Llamalord we have compiled a pretty extensive list of possible
names. Why would we do such a thing? Because we had so much enjoyment
making fun of the names of bands playing in local clubs, that we figured
we would use our imaginations and start our own list. Please note:
No actual local club bands (i.e. uncle jimmy's hat, soul penny, and 30amp
fuse) were harmed in this experimental amusement.
Appendix
A useless supplemental addition to the
band name list from guest author Larry the Llamalord. This page gives insight
as to the various influences behind the names.
E-mail
Humor
This page showcases some pretty goofy
and weird e-mail I have sent or received from my friends. This humorous
mail covers a wide range of topics, such as things to ponder, top ten lists,
smurfs, if llamas ruled the world, college exams, the three wisemen playing
jeopardy, etc.
Salvador
Dali Llama
This page examines the combination
and connection of surrealist
Salvador Dali, a llama, the Dalai Lama, and Dolly Parton. Thus, providing
a brief encounter of amusement based solely on combining words that sound
the same but have different spellings and meanings. Caution...these
ideas were born under a moment of unexpected and incoherent thought patterns.
Planet Footey has now expanded to include more humorous word associations.
Click on the following for more... Freudian
Slip (A must see), Bear Arms or Bare
Arms, Pokey-Mon, and Osama
Bin Llama (see below).
Bass
Poison ... kill ya dead & other looney mp3's
Few words can describe what you
are about to hear. Guaranteed to make you think this guy is an idiot
and have you rolling in the floor. As a bonus addition listen to
Pink Fud ...
Best of Crime
Log
This is a tribute to the University
of Tennessee's strange and humorous complaints that find their way onto
the Daily Beacon's crime log. For example, here is one of my favorites
from the best of crime log, spring 98..."Complainant advised there was
an individual dressed up as Gumby rollerblading in Presidential Courtyard
causing a disturbance."
Virtual
Lite-Brite
An online version of one of my favorite
childhood toys. Need I say more?
Magic
Bottle Cap
A game developed one boring night in
a dorm room and based on the ever popular Magic 8-ball. Ask the bottle
cap a yes or no question, toss in the virtual sink, and get your answer.
Who
Am I & Personal Interests
Who is behind Planet Footey? Find out
here.
Links
To alter a quote by Jerry Seinfeld,
"No
one cares what's one the web, just what else is on the web."
Kenya
Links to search engines, phone listings,
etc..
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