By Mindy

1. Why do guys ask us for our phone numbers and then never even call us?

2. Guys give mixed signals.  One day we're wonderful and the next day its the complete opposite.

3. Guys act on way with their friends and a different way around us.

4. Either guys are too busy for us or they are practically smothering us.  There is no happy medium!

5. They complain about us swooning over movie stars, but we have to look at their bikini babe posters and calendar models.

6. We have to look like a supermodel or else guys will have nothing to do with us.

7. Around a few friends, guys are down-to-earth, but when there is an audience, they have to be total show-offs.

8. Guys stereotype girls.  They think that all girls are very emotional and self-absorbed (i.e. spending hours on hair and make-up).

9. Guys expect us to go through hours of beauty routine to look good for them, but they can roll out of bed, put on a cap, and they are good to go.

10. When guys ask us out, we either have to decide everything that we are going to do on the date, or we have no input at all.

11. Guys cannot pick up on subtle hints.

12. When we are not hinting around, however, guys think that we are and get very defensive and distant.

13. Guys seem to think that girls are fragile.  They think that there are certain things that they can't say around us or to us for fear of us breaking or turning into an evil monster.

14. Guys are too competitive--they always have to be a step ahead of everyone else.

15. Guys can never admit when they are wrong!

16. Guys' priorities are all screwed up.  "Must See TV" is much more important than conversations with us.

17. Even though they complain about our mood swings, guys have worse ones.

18. Guys have to be smart-alecs about everything.  A little honest communication occasionally seems to be too much to ask.

19. Guys pretend to be amateur psychologists.  Their idea of honest communication is analyzing everything we say to find the hidden meaning.

20. Due to sheer exhaustion at this hour of the night, this list will be continued at a later date.