E-mail Humor
    Useless Things
    By Larry
    1  Those little bags in large packages which say don't eat
    2  Thigh pads for placekickers
    3  SGA (student government association) evaluation forms
    4  The SGA itself
    5  The extra sealing sticker on CDs
    6  Parental Advisory stickers on CDs
    7  Meetings for rules and regulations at the beginning of each high school year.  Since they repeat the same old stuff each time, why bother?
    8  The warning tags on mattresses and pillows
    9 1-900 Psychic Lines
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