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    How to Drive Like a Knoxvillian
    By Larry
    1  Go 10 miles below the speed limit, regardless of the traffic flow
    2  Brake at all green lights
    3  Come to a stop at blinking caution lights
    4  0-60?  Don't try, it's dangerous.  Besides, it's virtually impossible
    5  Hit the brakes when you reach 40 in a 45 on Kingston Pike
    6  Wait 5-10 seconds after the light turns green to move
    7  Drive even slower in the left lane
    8  Never place your left foot on the gas pedal
    9  Refuse to yield the passing lane to those who want to go the speed
    limit
    10 Look around vacantly at all the other cars at the intersections to see
    if you can recognize any of your inbred relatives

    Bonus:
    11 Follow this simple ratio:  When it rains, drop your speed by 5 miles
    per drop of rain on your windshield, regardless if it's only a very light
    drizzle.
    12 At a right turning lane, even if there are no cars coming, let's stop and  smell the roses for about 30 seconds.
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