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    Signs That Your Life Is Imitating Art
    By Larry
    1  You quote Monty Python and the Holy Grail so much that you really do believe that you see the violence inherent in the system
    2  You've ever attempted to jump a gully with a Dodge Charger
    3  You've ever used this phrase while talking to a girl, "It wasn't a  pick!"
    4  You went to a bar and everyone knew your name
    5  Your town's police officer carries a single bullet in his pocket (Big John)
    6  Your girlfriend is involved with a doctor, who's not really a doctor but a scoundrel trying to get even with you for sleeping with his wife, who now claims to be possessed by Satan
    7  You ever schemed to make money by selling a male version of the bra
    8  You ever wrote a theme song about your life
    9  You've gotten into heated discussions about the average air speed velocities of African and European swallows
    10 You keep trying to fix your bicycle so that you'll be the groovy man at  school, but it keeps breaking down.
    11 You've been cursed by a Hawaiian idol
    12 You participate in group sessions analyzing Beavis' dating methods
    13 You go around wearing a CHiPs Helmet just like Ponch's
    14 You practice your slow-motion chase sequence
    15 You come up with get-rich schemes every week that never work
    16 Your neighbor drops by without knocking and eats all the food in the fridge
    17 You know someone named Eddie Haskell
    18 You grease your hair and snap your fingers and say "Heh"
    19 You start psychoanalyzing those around you and continually ask for Clarisse
    20 You quit your day job and start working in a coffee house, thinking that the wages are high enough to afford a very large New York apartment
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