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    Questions That Really Should Be Asked At Beauty Pageants
    By Larry
    1)  How can you prove that you exist?
    2)  What do you say when a really unpopular person starts talking to you?
    3)  What is your favorite color? (might give some a problem)
    4)  What is the average air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
    5)  Do you really care about the homeless?
    6)  Is that your natural hair color?
    7)  If a train (x) left Cleveland for Pittsburgh going 50 mph and another train (y) left Pittsburgh for Cleveland 20 minutes later going40 mph, where would they meet?
    8)  How would you translate ValleySpeak for the uninitiated?  (like, totally cool, or something?)
    9)  If peace sells, then why is no one buying and why do we care?
    10) If Gilbert Gottfried winds up being your college roommate, what would you ask him?
    11) What do you do when you get a zit?
    12) What caused the Great Depression?
    13) Do you smile vacantly like that all the time?
    14) What would you say to a mime?
    15) Can you cry on demand?
    16) If you were a tree, would you be a happy tree or a sad tree?
    17) What is the capital of Acidia?
    18) What is the weight ratio of an unladen swallow to a coconut husk? African and European each.
    19) What is the theory behind E=Mc2?
    20) Does the word "plastic" come up when people talk about you, whether it's your body or your smile?

    The tamer of Ralph the Wonder Llama, Larry V. Nolen (Richard M. Nixon)
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