By Footey

26. why isn't a ten speed bike called a ten gear bike? it can go more than ten speeds, since speed or velocity is dependent on how far and how long the person rides the bike. you know, the same thing goes for stick shifts....a five speed, four speed...i don't think so. can you imagine telling the officer, i couldn't have been going that fast, that is not one of the 5 speeds my car will go. 

27. money really does grow on trees.......money is made of paper....paper is made from wood.....wood comes from trees...when trees grow, they make more wood....which in turn can be used to make more paper...andthus more money 

28. i wonder what a traffic judge would say, when i tell him the ticket states how fast i was going and not what that speed is relative to....physics tells us that speed is relative.....logically speaking if the cop is behind me going 65 and i am going 68, then relative to the cop car i am going 3 mph.....now to really throw him for a loop, bring in the fact that our measurement of speed on earth is all messed up, b/c our measurements ofspeed don't take in the fact that the earth is constantly moving, thusrelative to the earth spinning, standing still we would be breaking thespeed limit. 

29. if non-christians are said to be lost, then did the people on the road (path) less taken, stop and ask directions at God's quickie mart? 

30. does life ponder its meaning? 

31. we exist because we have a purpose and our purpose is to exist 

32. if the groundhog was on a jury, would he then see a shadow of doubt, rather than his own shadow? what would that mean for our weather? 

33. ever notice how people go outside in the winter, 20 degrees outside and ice on the ground, and say that it is "colder than hell".....assuming that water freezes at the same temp. in hell as it does on earth, does thatmean hell has froze over? 

34. why do people like the corner pieces of cornbread? 

35. why do elevators in tall building go fast and elevators in shorter buildings go so slow, that it doesn't seem like your moving? 

36. ever notice when people are looking for something, they sometimes say "where in the hell" is maybe that's their problem, they are looking inhell rather than on earth. 

37. have you noticed that the "intel inside" music in the commercial sounds like "the more you know" music from after school specials andstuff? 

38. why is there a disproportionate amount of medium to dark grey cars who fail to turn on their lights in the rain? it's like they are all going, "hey, bill check this out, i can camouflage my car." 

39. if heat rises, then why are higher elevations colder? actually, heat will always go to colder places, b/c heat flows from hot objects to coldobjects. 

40. what would a conversation between Chewbaca and the teacher from "Peanuts" be like?  who would interpret? 

41. are #2 pencils made from poop? 

42. ok, another scientific ponder.....according to the law of conservation of energy, energy can not be created or destroyed and E = kinetic energy(KE) + potential energy (PE) + thermal energy (TE) .....................howmuch potential energy was there when the earth was formless and empty?(Genesis 1:2). assuming that the earth was already rotating when Godcreated the heavens and the earth in Gen. 1:1, how much kinetic energy isbeing used to rotate the earth? and finally how much potential energy wasconverted to thermal energy, when God said "let there be light?" (Gen1:3) 

43. from hit songs of the 80's...just how does one blind someone with science and how do you walk on sunshine? 

44. what is the purpose of those little extra sheets that they place inside wedding and shower announcements? 

45. ever notice how mcdonald's cups say "put litter in its place?" well, if it isn't considered litter until you litter, then wouldn't litter in its place be on the ground? 

46. assuming that the sun was made when God created the heavens and the earth (Genesis 1:1) and there wasn't light on earth until God said "letthere be light" in Genesis 1:3, can we calculate the time in-between thecreation of the heavens and earth and the arrival of light, by using thespeed of light and the distance from the earth to the sun (using eq.velocity=distance/time where velocity is the speed of light, distance is the distance between the earth and sun, and time is the amount of timein-between God's creation of the heavens and earth and light appearing on earth)? In other words, if God created the earth and sun at the same time,it took a certain amount of time for the light of the sun to reach earth andthis is the time in-between the creation of the heavens and earth and when God spoke light into existence on earth. 

47. what is the "figure of speech"....is it 36-24-36? hourglass? 

48. if i cloned myself and i killed the clone...would it be suicide or murder? 

49. if a butterfly screams and their is no one in the field with it...does it make a sound?....or consider this...will we hear the music when it isover? 

50. how can one keep their feet on the ground, but keep reaching for the stars? 

51. what language do wookies speak? 

52. if one can save time, one can spend time, and one can earn time, then is it possible to tax time? 

53. little miss muffett...little red riddinghood...little bo peep...little boy blue....three little pigs....little orphan annie.......why the obsession withlittle? 

54. three blind mice...three little pigs....."three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three"...."five questions...no three"..."1,2,5 no 3,...3"....why the obsession with three?...if you have not seen monty python and the holy grail......ponderthe meaning behind the three phrases