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    Study??? I Don't Think So
    By Footey
    10. dial random numbers and ask for people like pablo, shazzon, etc. (make sure to make up a good name for yourself if they ask (try babett, willie wonka, etc.)
    9. drive around stealing orange and white barrels from construction sites
    8. for the fall semester, go chop yourself down a christmas tree from the side of the interstate......for spring semester, find out where a prom is being held, stop next to a limo at a red light and say in your hickest, backwoods grease monkey voice "`cuse me, ya got ne musterd?"
    7. just sit around and do nothing (you deserve a day to do that since you worked hard all semester)
    6. organize a walk out protest of your exam...what's the professor going to do, fail the whole class
    5. flip through the tv stations at 2:00 am and count how many infomercials are on
    4. then go stop your roomies from studying and challenge them to a game where everyone has to guess how many infomercials are on for psychic lines
    3. forward this list to everyone you have e-mail addys for, even your professors
    2. search the net to find out what happened to stars from the 80's
    1. referring back to number 10...call your professors, claim to be pablo and ask what is on your test.
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