By Footey

your x-wing is painted john deer green

you found nothing wrong with leia kissing luke in empire strikes back, even though they are brother and sister

you have ever entered a rodeo where the top prize went to the best lasso of and imperial walker

you own more x-wings that don't work, than x-wings that do work

your x-wings that don't work are visible to everyone driving by the spacestation

when working on han's ship, you have ever uttered the phrase "chewy, bring me one of dem der thing-a-ma-bobs"

you have a #3 or #24 sticker on your x-wing

you support jaba's slave trade

you call the wookie, "chewy," b/c he always has a dip in wherever he goes

you have ever used the power to help harvest tobacco

you have ever used your light saber to cut tobacco

you have ever drove your x-wing while intoxicated on boone's farm

you have ever used your x-wing to haul uncle jessie's moonshine

you have ever used you light saber to spotlight a deer

you support the rebel cause by flying the confederate flag

you "would like to spit some beech nut in" vader's eyes, "cause a country boy can survive"

you have went hunting for ewoks

you have ever tried putting a tree stand in one of those huge trees from return of the jedi, for the sole purpose of hunting ewoks

you have ever thought about smoke curing an ewok or wookie