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    Undivided Attention
    By Footey
    please pay attention, and pay no more......funny thing i came up with a pay attention ponder last night.....are we one the same wavelength.......or better....i think frequency would be a better choice of words......why don't we start in the basement, stick to the odd channels, and switch everytime............does the spirit of jackie gleason still chase after burt reynolds......wasn't wonderland the greatest.....at any rate, if you pay attention to all this, can i then charge you sales tax on top of it all..........you can add, subtract, multiple....but please don't divide attention.......

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