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    What i really learned during my years of college ....
    By Footey
    1. Always look at objects before you use them. You never know when someone will put shaving cream on your phone or something on your toilet seat.
    2. Never leave your key in the door. Given the right circumstances, the key may be turned to position that would lock you in the room.
    3. Always look closely at your assignments before you turn them in. You never know when someone might place Playboy pictures in the middle of your English folder.
    4. Memorize your S.S. # and your password for the telephone registration system and destroy all evidence that may have this valuable info on it. You never know when a friend will find the info, call in reserve one of your classes on his schedule to save you a seat, then delete the class from your schedule and enroll you for Women's Studies: Concept of Woman.
    5. If you have a suite mate who likes to have their window open in the dead of winter, you might want to invest in a thermometer for the toilet seat. Either that or suffer my fate, laying in bed, with the heat on, covers pilled high .... take a short trip to the bathroom only to scream and jump up off the toilet seat due to the temp. shock.
    6. Owning a vehicle is a right. Having that vehicle on campus is a right. Owning a parking permit for this purpose is an expensive right. However, parking in a legal parking place is a right granted only to 80% of those with permits at any given time.
    7. Along with the above. You have the right to park in an illegal space or make one of your own if you are one of the 20% without a space at that given moment. However, the university also has the right to give you a ticket and make an additional $12 off you.
    8. Only schedule 8 am classes for one of two reasons. (a) the course is needed for graduation and only given at that time (b) you plan on attending the class sporadically for reviews and tests only.
    9. If you live on campus, do your laundry late on friday or saturday night. Sure beats taking the time to take your clothes down there and having to wait 30 minutes to get a washer.
    10. Related to above ... always plan to put your clothes through 2 dryer cycles. Once just won't get it ... trust me.
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