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    I did it all for the Wookie - JEDI BIZKIT
    By Footey
    A musical parody of "Nookie" by Limp Bizkit

    Set...
    one, one, two

    I came into this world as a reject
    Look at these jedi
    You can see the rebels `s back.
    Dwellin' on the past,
    It's Leia on my brain
    Everyone that comes has to learn from the dame.
    Hey, I think about the day
    When Han ran away with Jabba's pay
    My fellas Luke and Leia
    Now Boba `s food for tha Sarlacc so he's rrgrr'd
    And now im just a sucka with a rrgrrowrr in my throat
    (Hey) like a chump (hey) like a chump (hey) like a chump (hey) like a chump (Hey) like a chump (hey) like a chump (hey) like a chump (hey)
    Vader is Luke's dad (doh), should I be feelin' good (no)
    It's kinda sad, Calrissian, laughin' stock of the neighborhood
    And u would figure jedi be movin' on
    But im a rebel like i said,
    rrgrr'd in the head, not!
    And maybe Vader just made a mistake
    And I should give him a break
    My heart'll ache, either way
    Hey, what the hell, whatchu want me to say?
    I wont lie, that I can't deny..

    (CHORUS)
    Repeat 2x

    I did it all for the Wookie, Come on!
    The wookie, come on!
    So you can take that cookie and stick it up your grrowrr
    Stick it up your grrowrr
    Stick it up your grrowrr
    Stick it up your

    -stay tuned for the rest of the song


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