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    Random thoughts about Matlock
    By Footey
    if you ever happen to come upon a person who has been murdered, do not touch them or the murder weapon ... especially, if there is is a situation that the police think may you had motive to kill the person ... b/c as soon as you touch them or the weapon, there will be someone come along to place you at the scene of the crime.

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