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    Everything I ever needed to know ....
    I learned from Twister, a Slinky, and a Rubix Cube
    By Footey
    I stare patiently at the red circle waiting for my turn ... I need to make a left up ahead. While some may think I'm talking about driving ... I am speaking about much more ... Twister! If only I could get my left hand on the green ... I could stay in the game a little while longer ... not to mention, I would be ever so close to that cute girl. Through Twister, I also learned the value and limitations of the human body ... my body just wasn't made for some things ... I am not a Slinky. Ah yes, the wonderful toy taught me that it is much easier and faster to fall down in this world than it is to climb up. We all know a Slinky doesn't climb up stairs on its own ... it has to have help to reach the top. Much the same as in life, where we must often rely on each other and God to help us up the stairs of life. In addition, we must watch out for things in life that will seem like fun, but in reality do nothing but bring us down. Life is complicated, but there is always a solution to the puzzle if we follow the guide ... much like the Rubix Cube. While it may seem like a way out ... popping the cube apart or rearranging stickers ... in the end our cheating may mess up the cube forever.

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