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    Star Wars: KFC Parody (The fate of Darth Original Recipe)
    By Footey
    Given the endorsements of Pizza Hut, Taco Bell, and KFC for Star Wars, Episode I and the fact that they portrayed Col. Sanders as a Jedi in the commercials ..... I give you the following Star Wars lines had Lucus made the film based on these three food chains ....

    Episode I
    Chihuahua of the Jedi Council: You refer to the prophesy of the one who will bring balance to the force, you believe it’s this chicken?

    Qui-Gon Sanders (The Col.): The force is unusually strong with Original Recipe.

    Queen Pizza Hut (No kin to Jabba): Your sure about this, trusting our fate to a recipe we hardly know?

    Episode IV
    Obi-Wan Pepperoni: Use the force, Crispy.

    Episode V
    Darth Original (Speaking to Crispy Skywalker): I am your father.

    Episode VI
    Emperor Marketing (Speaking to Crispy Skywalker): It is your destiny. You, like your father, Darth Original, are now ... mine.
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