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ten things to do for v-day if your dateless
By Footey10. go to wal mart... stand in line with a bag of candy hearts, open them and bean anyone who looks like they are in love in the head with the candy 9. call up your other friends who are dateless and bond 8. send yourself a balloon, suck the helium out and make funny sounds .... nothing beats self amusement ... it warms the heart 7. write uninspired poetry ... roses are red, violets are blue, yada, yada, yada 6. refer back to #9 and bond with chocolate 5. go back to wal mart, buy construction paper and crayons .... make a card ... will you be mine? yes, box, no, box, maybe, box 4. get online, find the address of your 4th grade sweetheart, send the card to her/him anonymously 3. get a job delivering flowers for the day, be sure to hit your boss up for any leftovers at the end of the day and take them to your other dateless friends 2. fwd this e-mail to that person you were hoping would be your valentine, and hope they get the hint 1. dress up like cupid and go around shooting arrows at peoples butts ... be sure not to do this at work, i would hate for you to come to work monday morning with a sexual harassment lawsuit on you hands |
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