Bullcrap!!
By Footeythose who speak of the crap of bulls, has walked a mile on cowpattie lane. where is cowpattie lane, my friend asks...well, it is kinda like main street in that every town has one. don't bother looking at maps, for you will not find cowpattie lane...for in a field, next to a row of trees.... there is a man who can tell you of the great mysteries of this place. no one knows the tree row man, yet he wanders through our city day and night searching for those who seek him. some say he is a short man, about 3 foot 5, slender build, beard, brown hair, cow pattern eyes, and has an unmistakable cowpattie stinch. when he finds you, he will take you off to the mysterious cowpattie lane, where you will walk a mile in his shoes. after the journey you will return home and will know longer remember how to get to cowpattie lane or where to find the tree row man. upon returning home, the tree row man will disapear and return to where he first met you. some say the walk will bring you enlightenment, others dismiss the truth and play it off as a strange dream....however, one thing is clear, seek yee the tree row man...and yee shall find the mysterious path "this has been a piece of quasi-lit bullcrap....until next time wtach out where you step on cowpattie lane......" |
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