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note to self - the rules for the week
By Footeythe rules for the week were written in a moment of deep sarcasm before a week in which i had finals 10) i will not stress 9) i will get somewhat proper amounts of sleep 8) momentary lapses of sanity are to be expected 7) i will refrain from the tommy boy scene where chris farley says he wants to jerk the car wheel 6) i shall not extend my mcp, pip, and, dip of my 3rd digit in the direction of anything representing the pta program 5) i will remember that i want to do this for a living 4) although i walk through the valley of stress, i will fear not thy pta tests 3) i will refrain from regurgitating this list when carol asks for a list i didn't study for her test 2) i will remain focused at all times, which means i will distract myself when i feel the need ...while sounding like a contradiction ... i know that if i stare at this stuff non stop like one stares into one of those magic eye thingies, i will become blurred and see strange images 1) if i feel the need, i will momentarily ditch these rules in keeping compliance to my need to be distracted as represented in rule 2 |
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