Ladies,
This is the Top Ten Ways to Spend Quality Time with Your Man (Dukes of
Hazzard Style)
By Footey10. play dress up, you can be daisy 9. give him some of otis' shine and tell him that your apt. is the jail 8. like i said, cook like aunt bee (is that bee or bea?) 7. play a role playing game.....he is barny and you are thelma lou 6. learn him a few things, miss crump!! 5. tune up his general 4. drop in on him like the boys do at cooters garage 3. be the bullet in the pocket waiting to go in his love gun 2. use the boars nest entertainment booking scheme...ya know how everytime a singer (alabama, waylon, etc.) went through town, boss and the gang gave them a ticket....in order to get the ticket ripped up, they had to play in the boars nest 1. like all duke episodes, keep the chase going until he gets caught |
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