By Footey

*you have plans to start a web page with the addy
http://dot.com/slash.dot.period
this would be read aloud as....http digity, digity dot, slash, slash, dot,
dot, com, slash, slash, dot, dot, period

*you get home from class everyday and you have no messages on the answering machine, but have messages in your inbox

*you check your mailbox every couple of days and your inbox every couple of hours

*you have began to think that the computer is an extension of yourself.

*you are reading this right now, rather than doing work

*your brain is telling you to go to bed and your wrists are telling you they are developing carpal tunnel, yet your eyes are still fixated to the
computer screen for hours each day

*you include your e-mail addy on your resume

*your computer breaks and you find you have 5 extra hours a day to sit
around and be bored

*after several hours in a chat area, you have a moment of enlightenment and realized you couldn't possibly be chatting cause you have not made an audible sound for hours

*you feel like a drunk...you go to bed at 4 am, with your vision screwed up from looking at the screen, you can't walk straight from sitting in on position for too long, the only time you did get up was to go to the bathroom a few times, and you swear that you will never stay on that long again when it means you have to get up in 3 hours to get ready for class. yet the next night, you find yourself in the same position.

*you look down at your car speedometer and swear that you saw bps instead of mph