The
Wisemen Play Jeopardy
By Footey....paper or plastic......do they mean my payment method or just what type sack do i want....wiseman #2 rang in with his answer as the three wise men try to determine who would win at a game of jeopardy.....it is a double jeopardy for the category messiah......switching to name that tune....wiseman #1 says he can name the tune in three notes....he guesses correctly with the tune "i lost on jeopardy" by weird al.......saddened by it all, wiseman #3 begins to cry....for he has won no money or prizes to give unto the Lord......his tears fall to the ground like plinko chips......if only the price was right...he thinks to himself.....can he scrape up enough money to buy the hot new toy...tickle me myrrh? he ponders if anyone has any frankincense in this overly commercialized age........but in a moment of inspiration he realizes the true reason he is here....he came to worship God's miracle...what is the birth of Jesus....the winning answer in final jeopardy....for this is the greatest gift of all......for God is in the center of his hollywood square |
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