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    E-mail Humor
    Welcome to Planet Footey's e-mail humor page. What is E-mail Humor? It is a collection of some of the funniest e-mail I have written or received. In a nutshell, e-mail humor is mainly comprised of top ten lists, things to ponder, and random humorous thoughts that have found their way in and out of my e-mail inbox. Speaking of pondering.....how does one go about placing web-pages in a nutshell?
    E-Mail Humor Composed By Footey
      Things that make you go hmmmm........ ( things to ponder vol.1)
      Pondering.... ( things to ponder vol. 2)
      More and More Pondering.... (things to ponder vol.3)
      Does Snoopy Really Have a Consciousness?
      What Girls are Like.....
      What Men Say and What it Means
      Dazed and Confused Valentine
      You Might be a Redneck Jedi if......
      Top Ten Things to do to Put off Studying for Exams
      How Do the Smurfs Reproduce?
      Top Ten Ways to tell if Your Ice Cream Man is Nuts
      Top Ten Reasons Exams Suck
      The Wisemen Play Jeopardy
      You Know Your a Computer Junkie When.....
      You Know Your Love Life Sucks When......
      Weird Breakfast Tale
      Ladies, This is the Top Ten Ways to Spend Quality
         Time with Your Man (Dukes of Hazzard Style)
      Spring Fwd
      it's the end of the world as we know it
      Talking off the top of my head
      Personal note to self - the rules for the week
      Shakespere in Mayberry
      How to make christian parents speechless
      Bullcrap!!
      Going Postal
      MTV is Evil
      top ten things to do for v-day if your dateless
      Star Wars: KFC Parody (The fate of Darth Original Recipe)
      Everything I ever needed to know .... I learned from Twister, a
        Slinky, and a Rubix Cube
      Subliminal Messages of Public Television
      Classical Grubbage
      Random thoughts about Matlock
      "I did it all for the Wookie" - JEDI BIZKIT
      "Lucky-Charmed Life"- Leprechaun Blind
      What i really learned during my years of college ....
      Undivided Attention
      A Couch Is ...
    E-Mail Humor Composed By ???? (Fwd'd to Me)
      Hmmmmm......
      Random Musings
      Top Ten Reasons College is Like Preschool
      PHILOSOPHIES
      You Know You're Not a Kid Anymore When....
      More Things that make you go Hmmmmm
      Solo
      How to write a paper (the college way)
      More food for non-thought....
      OREO PSYCHO-PERSONALITY TEST
      Computer Lab Practical Joke
      You might be a college student:
      Chain mail Sarcasm:
      Talking Frog
      Bumper Sticker Funnies
      A Farmers Guide to Computers
      Grounds for Divorce
      Words of Wisdom?
      Pearly Gates
      Lemons
      Annual Physical
      Final Exam
      Moron Test
      Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrical
      The professional exam
      Lewis Wonders Why
      Cool Psych Test!!!!
      Rules For A Yankee When Movin' South
      Fun Trivia
      My Prayer
      Those pesky telephone solicitors
      Words of wisdom
      Hit or Miss
      Ghostly E-Mail
      Know anyone who could use a sign?



      SHMILY
      Natural Highs
      Instructions for Life
    Larryisms....E-Mail Humor Composed By Larry (The Llama lord)
    (dylan717@bellsouth.net)
      Things to Ponder (1-250)
      Things to Ponder (251-500)
      Things to Ponder (501-750)
      Things to Ponder (751-1001)  Certified Y-Ponder-K
      Things to Ponder (1002-???)   Updated 12/20/00
      Questions That Really Should Be Asked At Beauty Pageants
      Smurfberrie Crunchy Crisp
      Deep questions
      Signs that Your Life is Imitating Art
      How to Drive Like a Knoxvillian
      Useless Things
      Serious Things To Ponder
      You Know Your Love Life Sucks
      If Llamas Ruled the World
      The Truth About Mimes
      You Know You're At A Redneck Wedding.....
      This is a test
      Things I have thought about
      Unwanted Comebacks
      True Confessions
      What do dogs think about?
      Ditto Paper
      The Summer of Freud's Sexual Discontent (Lyrics)
      Rules for Understanding the Law and People
      It Came from Webster's....
      Questions That Should Be Asked To Presidential Candidates
      Of Snot and Men
      Lost Episode:  When Worlds Collide!
      Seinfeldian Philosophy
      A Tale of Tails
      Test Taking In The Late 20th Century
      Signs you might be a NASCAR freak....
      Meaning of Spam
      Random Philosophical Statements
      Boredom is...
      Procrastination is...
      Concert Watching in the Late 20th Century
      Laughing
      Animal Discrimination
      My Take on Relationships
      Jargon
      Christmas Shopping In The Late 20th Century
    E-Mail Humor Composed By Mindy
      What Guys are Like.....
    E-Mail Humor Composed By bradleymayse@hotmail.com
    another aMAYSEing original
    At the Movies
    Secrets of a Successful Date
    How to get a Job
    E-Mail Composed By Christopher M. Beatty
      How to Drive Like a Knoxvillian
    E-Mail Composed By Gitchtoo
      Ponderings
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    Last Updated
    02/20/02


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