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    You Know You're Not a Kid Anymore When.....
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    Just one peanut butter and jelly sandwich doesn't do it anymore

    Driving a car doesn't always sound like fun

    The average ten year old doesn't have a clue who Bo and Luke Duke are

    Being bad is no longer cool

    You have friends who have kids

    Saturday mornings are for sleeping

    You are taller than the slide at McDonald's playland

    Your parents jokes are now funny

    You have once said, "What-you talkin' 'bout Willis?"

    You have owned, or since disowned, Michael Jackson's Thriller

    You would rather wear dirty clothes again 'cause mom is not there to do your laundry

    Two words: parachute pants

    Naps are good

    You have once deemed Space Invaders as "the best game ever"

    When things go wrong, you can't just yell "Do over"

    The only thing in your cereal box is...cereal

    You actually buy gloves, scarves, and sunscreen

    You WANT clothes for Christmas

    You remember when Saturday Night Live was funny

    You've bought an album on vinyl

    You remember seeing Star Wars when it first came out
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