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    Top Ten Reasons College is Like Preschool
    By ???? Fwd'd to me from a friend
    10.  You cry for your mother.
    9.  You cross the street without looking for cars.
    8.  Snack time is a necessity.
    7.  You bundle up for the outdoors without caring what you look like (because everyone else looks as stupid as you do).
    6.  You stay at home and play games with your friends.
    5.  You wear your backpack on both shoulders.
    4. You wear big mittens.
    3.  Playing in the snow is a legitimate activity.
    2.  You take naps.
    1.  You look forward to grilled cheese sandwiches.
    Send this to five friends in five days for good luck this semester. It really works!!  A guy in Michigan didn't send it along, and heflunked out of college and is currently a manager at his local McDonalds.

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