By ???? Fwd'd to me from a friend

Scroll down for the answers. The questions are not that difficult. You just need to think like a professional.

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

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The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door. This question tests whether or not you are doing simple things in a complicated way.
 

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

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Incorrect answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and shut the refrigerator.

Correct answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the 
elephant and close the door. This question tests your foresight.
 

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?

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Correct answer: The elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator! This tests if you are capable of comprehensive thinking.

OK, if you did not answer the last three questions correctly, this one may be your last chance to test your qualifications to be a professional.

4. There is a river filled with crocodiles. How do you cross it?

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Correct Answer: Simply swim through it. All the crocodiles are attending the animal meeting! This question tests your reasoning ability.

If you answered four out of four questions correctly, you are a true professional. Wealth and success await you.

If you answered three out of four, you have some catching up to do but there's hope for you.

If you answered two out of four, consider a career as a hamburger flipper in a fast food joint.

If you answered one out of four, try selling some of your organs. It's the only way you will ever make any money.

If you answered none correctly, consider a career that does not require any higher mental functions at all, such as law or politics.

Footey's Answers

a real giraffe won't fit ... buy a box of animal crackers and put the box in the fridge ...

<<The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door. This question tests whether or not you are doing simple things in a complicated way.>>

which is more complicated ... finding a giraffe ... leading it to your fridge and trying to fit the thing in when it obviously won't go .... or going to the store and buying animal crackers ... i rest my case

<<2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?>>

already took care of that with the box of animal crackers ...

<<Correct answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This question tests your foresight.>>

i think i passed ... i mean i had enough foresight to kill two birds with one stone by buying the animal crackers ...

<<3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?>>

the polar bear .. it is too hot in africa for it 

<<Correct answer: The elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator! This tests if you are capable of comprehensive thinking.>>

well, maybe if you do things the way the writer did ... but if you think about it .... my lion king would be in the box of animal crackers ... therefore .... the meeting takes place in the fridge and logically the elephant attends due to the fact he is in the animal cracker box also ....

<<4. There is a river filled with crocodiles. How do you cross it?>> a bridge

<<Correct Answer: Simply swim through it. All the crocodiles are attending the animal meeting! This question tests your reasoning ability.>>

let's see ... what is more reasonable .... going over a bridge or having to swim the blasted river .... i hope the writer had enough time and reason to invest in a cloths dryer on the other side