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    A Farmers Guide to Computers
    By ???? Fwd'd to me from a friend
    1. MODEM- what you did to the hayfields
    2. KEYBOARD- where you hang your keys
    3. WINDOWS- what to shut when it's 30 below 0
    4. WINDOW 95-what to open when its really hot
    5.LOG ON-what to put on the stove when implementing windows
    6.HARD DRIVE-getting home during january
    7 DOWNLOAD-getting the firewood out of the truck
    8 MEGAHERTZ- what you get if your not careful downloading
    9. MICROCHIPS- what the calves leave in the pasture
    10. CRASH- what you do after you receive your accountants bill for your tax return.
    11 COMPUTOR- what you say when calling your dog "putor" to dinner
    12. BYTE- what puter does when you don't feed him
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