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2.If you live in a house with three couches, none of which match. 

3.If you consider Mac and Cheese a balanced meal. 

4.If you have ever written a check for 45 cents. 

5.If you have a fine collection of domestic beer bottles. 

6.If you have ever seen two consectutive sunrises without sleeping. 

7.If your glass set is composed of McDonald's Extra Value Meal Plastic Cups (ie.Olympic Dream Team I or II). 

8.If your underwear supply dictates the time between laundry loads. 

9.If you cannot remember when you last washed your car. 

10.If you can pack your worldly possesions into the back of a pick-up (one trip). 

11.If you have ever had to justify yourself for buying Natural Light. 

12.If the first thing you do in the morning is roll over and introduce yourself. 

13.If you average less than 3 hours of sleep a night. 

14.If your trash is overflowing and your bank account isn't 

15.If you go to Wal-Mart more than 3 times a week 

16.If you eat at the cafeteria because it's"free", even though it sucks 

17.If you are personally keeping the local pizza place from bankruptcy 

18.If you wake up 10 minutes before class 

19.If you wear the same jeans 13 days in a row -- without washing them 

20.If your breakfast consists of a coke on the way to class 

21.If your social life consists of a date with the library 

22.If your idea of "doing your hair" is putting on a baseball cap 

23.If it takes a shovel to find the floor of your room 

24.If you carry less than a dollar on you at all times because that' all you have 

25.If you haven't done laundry in so long you are wearing your swimsuit to class 

26.If your midnight snack is microwave popcorn 

27.If you celebrate when you find a quarter 

28.If your room is so cold that your toilet freezes over 

29.If your walls are plastered with posters of half naked men or women (whichever your preference) 

30.If you have built up a tolerence for certain beverages 

31.If you wear a sweat suit for so long that it stands up by itself 

32.If your backpack is giving you Scoliosis 

33.If you get more sleep in class than in your room 

34.If your idea of feeding the poor is buying yourself some Ramen Noodles 

35.If you can sleep through your roommate's blaring stereo 

36.If you live in an area that is smaller than most mobile homes 

37.If you get more e-mail than mail......