OREO
PSYCHO-PERSONALITY TEST
By
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Psychologists have discovered
that the manner in which people eat Oreo cookiesprovides great insight
into their personalities. Choose which method best
describes your
favorite method of eating Oreo's:
1. The whole
thing all at once.
2. One bite
at a time
3. Slow and
methodical nibbles examining the results of each bite afterwards.
4. In little
feverous nibbles.
5. Dunked in
some liquid (milk, coffee...).
6. Twisted apart,
the inside, then the cookie.
7. Twisted apart,
the inside, and toss the cookie.
8. Just the
cookie, not the inside.
9. I just like
to lick them, not eat them.
10, I don't have a
favorite way because I don't like Oreo.
Your Personality:
1. The whole thing
This means you consume
life with abandon, you are fun to be with, exciting, carefree
with some hint of recklessness. You are totally irresponsible.No
one should trust you with their children.
2. One byte at a time.
You are lucky to be
one of the 5.4 billion other people who eat their Oreo'sthis very same
way. Just like them, you lack imagination, but that'sok,not to worry,
you're normal.
3. Slow and Methodical.
You follow the rules.
You're very tidy and orderly. You're very meticulousin every detail
with every thing you do to the point of being anal retentiveand
irritating to others. Stay out of the fast lane if you're onlygoing
to gothe speed limit
4. Feverous Nibbles.
Your boss likes you
because you get your work done quickly. You always have a million things
to do and never enough time to do them.
Mental break downs and suicides run in your family. Valium
and Ritalin would do you good.
5. Dunked.
Every one likes you
because you are always up beat. You like to sugar
coat unpleasant experiences and rationalize bad situations intogood ones.
You are in total denial about the shambles you call a life.You have a propensity
towards narcotic addiction.
6. Twisted apart, the
inside, and then the cookie.
You have a highly
curious nature. You take pleasure in breaking
things apart to find
out how they work, though not always able to
put them back together,
so you destroy all the evidence of your
activities.
You deny your involvement when things go wrong. You
are a compulsive liar
and exhibit deviant, if not criminal, behavior.
7. Twisted apart, the
inside, and then toss the cookie. You
are good at business and take risk that pay off. You takewhat you want
and throw the rest away. You are greedy, selfish, mean,
and lack feelings for others. You should be ashamed of yourself.
But that's ok, you don't care, you got yours.
8. Just the cookie,
not the inside. You enjoy pain.
9. I just like to lick
them, not eat them
Stay away from small
furry animals and seek professional medical help - immediately.
10. I don't have a
favorite way, I don't like Oreo cookies.
You probably come
from a rich family, and like to wear nice things, and
go to up-scale restaurants. You are particular and fussy about
the things
you buy, own, and wear. Things have to be just right. You like to
be pampered. You
are a prima donna. There's just no pleasing you |