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    OREO PSYCHO-PERSONALITY TEST
    By ???? Fwd'd to me from a friend
    Psychologists have discovered that the manner in which people eat Oreo cookiesprovides great insight into their personalities. Choose which method best describes your favorite method of eating Oreo's:

     1. The whole thing all at once.
     2. One bite at a time
     3. Slow and methodical nibbles examining the results of each bite afterwards.
     4. In little feverous nibbles.
     5. Dunked in some liquid (milk, coffee...).
     6. Twisted apart, the inside, then the cookie.
     7. Twisted apart, the inside, and toss the cookie.
     8. Just the cookie, not the inside.
     9. I just like to lick them, not eat them.
    10, I don't have a favorite way because I don't like Oreo.
     

    Your Personality:
    1. The whole thing
    This means you consume life with abandon, you are fun to be with, exciting, carefree with some hint of  recklessness.  You are totally irresponsible.No one should trust you with their children.

    2. One byte at a time.
    You are lucky to be one of the 5.4 billion other people who eat their Oreo'sthis very same way.  Just like them, you lack imagination, but that'sok,not to worry, you're normal.

    3. Slow and Methodical.
    You follow the rules. You're very tidy and orderly.  You're very meticulousin every detail with every thing you do to the point of being anal retentiveand irritating to others.  Stay out of the fast lane if you're onlygoing to gothe speed limit

    4. Feverous Nibbles.
    Your boss likes you because you get your work done quickly. You always have a million things to do and never enough time to do them. Mental break downs and suicides run in your family. Valium and Ritalin would do you good.

    5. Dunked.
    Every one likes you because you are always up beat.  You like to sugar coat unpleasant experiences and rationalize bad situations intogood ones. You are in total denial about the shambles you call a life.You have a propensity towards narcotic addiction.

    6. Twisted apart, the inside, and then the cookie.
    You have a highly curious nature. You take pleasure in breaking
    things apart to find out how they work, though not always able to
    put them back together, so you destroy all the evidence of your
    activities.  You deny your involvement when things go wrong. You
    are a compulsive liar and exhibit deviant, if not criminal, behavior.

    7. Twisted apart, the inside, and then toss the cookie. You are good at business and take risk that pay off. You takewhat you want and throw the rest away.  You are greedy, selfish, mean, and lack feelings for others. You should be ashamed of yourself. But that's ok, you don't care, you got yours.

    8. Just the cookie, not the inside.  You enjoy pain.

    9. I just like to lick them, not eat them
    Stay away from small furry animals and seek professional medical help - immediately.

    10. I don't have a favorite way, I don't like Oreo cookies.
    You probably come from a rich  family, and like to wear nice things, and go to up-scale restaurants.  You  are particular and fussy about the things you buy, own, and wear. Things have to be just right.  You like to be pampered. You are a prima donna. There's just no pleasing you


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