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    If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

    Is there another word for synonym?

    When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

    Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

    Is it possible to be totally partial?

    What's another word for thesaurus?

    Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?

    If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

    If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

    Why is the word abbreviation so long?

    When companies ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

    Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

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