You
might wonder why there is an appendix to the Band List. Like the
real appendix, this appendix serves no real purpose. However, this
appendix will not burst and threaten the health of the band list.
Of course, some of you might argue that anything might be an improvement,but
anyways.... As stated in the introduction to Vol. I, the band list was
started as a statement against the sorry state of music and TV today.
Anybody remember the Thompson Twins? Like Frankenstein's mother and,
this list has grown beyond our control. For those who might be offended
by our references to the Bible, they are actual references and our intent
was just to show how varied and interesting Biblical verses can be.
FYI, Blessed are the Greeks are NOT in the Bible. The llama references
are another example of uncontrolled invention, coming as stated in Vol.
II from Sesame Street "me and my llama" and Monty Python and the Holy Grail
credits. The repeated llama references have now stopped, thanks to
LA, Llamaholics Anonymous. But how about I discuss plans for building a
large wooden badger.... Anyways, this appendix stands as our final (we
hope) statement regarding the band list. We, like God (not to be
sacrilegious, as you will see), looked upon our creation and saw that it
was good (Genesis 1). Also, to continue the analogy, after the third installment
we rested from all our work (Genesis 2:2). And now we bless this
band list and make it holy (or unholy, depending upon your view), because
after it we have rested from all the work of creating that we have done
(Genesis 2:3). Thank you and drive through. This has been an Alpha and
Omega production. Any account or transcript of this announcement may be
obtained by hitting the print button on this screen. If you are unable
to do so, as Clark Cobb from Beavis and Butt-head would say, "Because I'm
a Christian, I'm not going to smite you. But as a businessman, I'm going
to make you work." Hasta la vista.
....Preceeding
message furnished by Larry!
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