Dallas Cowboys Jokes

1.    What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?      A huddle

2.    Four Dallas Cowboys in the car......who's driving?      The police

3.    Why can't Michael Irvin get into the huddle on the field anymore?      It's a parole violation to associate         with known felons

4.    Did you hear that Chicago is trying to sign Michael Irvin?      They got rid of the refrigerator, now they want a        Coke machine

5.    The Dallas newspapers reported that Texas Stadium is going to take out the artificial turf because the        Cowboys play better on "grass"

6.    The Dallas Cowboys adopted a new "Honor System"  --  Yes, Your Honor    No, Your Honor

7.    The Cowboys had a 12 & 5 season last year.      12 arrests and 5 convictions

8.    The Cowboys knew the had to do something for their defense, so they hired a new defense        coordinator..........Johnny Cochran

9.    How do the Dallas Cowboys spend the first week of Spring Training?      Studying their Miranda Rights

10.  What's the difference between a Cowboys fan and a baby?      Eventually the baby stops whining

11.  Texas Stadium is being renamed  --  only problem is they can't decide between 'Best Little Whorehouse in        Texas' or 'Drug Emporium'

12.  What do you call 47 people sitting around watching the Superbowl?        The Dallas Cowboys

13.  What is Jerry Jones' biggest concern?        Does bail money count against the salary cap?