IMPORTANT NEWS HEAD-LINES:

A SHOW!
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and new photo- graphy!
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Ralph (from The Toilet Online) has released a trailer for his Peeps docu-mentary.
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Do not forget to enjoy our intar-net links world-wide-web page. Literature, music, and excitement!

A CONTEST FOR THE WOMEN!
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PHOTO-GRAPHY:

Here are some images created
with a photo-graphy device:

Ernest T. McDaniel
Scabley Stubidge
NEW - The Audience Has Fun
The Reverend Jebediah
A Hobo
NEW - Mr. McDaniel On Squeeze-box
Porno-graphic Picture
Scabley and Ernest
NEW - The Reverend Rides The Chariot
Ernest and The Reverend
The Reverend
NEW - Mr. Stubidge Surveys The Crowd
Porno-graphic Picture
NEW - Mr. Stubidge Is Evil
Mr. Santa Claus, him-self!
A Childhood Photo
Porno-graphic Picture
NEW - Don't Fuck With This Shit

( Many Thanks to Tina and Emily for the Photo-graphy. )

"THE PAGE 5106 MOSTLY OR FULLY UN-CLOTHED FEMALE PORNO-GRAPHIC PHOTO-GRAPHIE CONTEST 2002, THE YEAR OF OUR LORD, JOHN SMITH!"
NOTE-ABLE CONTESTANTS:
(Please note the contest guide-lines. "NAKED" and "FEMALE" and some-what "ATTRACTIVE" are require-ments. We make no more exceptions! Oh, and "HUMAN", too. THIS IS A SERIOUS CONTEST, JERKS!)

  • 1. Our first entry! How excit-ing! I do not know where she is from or really what gender she is, but we can-not help ourselves but be thrilled because someone had the balls/ovaries to step up to the plate (so-to-speak) and take the bold initiative to get this competition started. Ladies, the heat is on!!!
  • 2. Entry number two! Although this contestant has not fully under-stood the guide-lines of the contest rules, we decided to give...it....a fair chance at competing. I think it might actually be a female this time - and naked.
    ( We are still excited about this contest - do not be shy, beautiful naked women! )
  • 3. Fair is fair I just vomited on my keyboard in sexstacy.

    Click here for information on this contest!

A Delectable Lunch.

 

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