IMPORTANT NEWS HEAD-LINES:

A SHOW!
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and new photo- graphy!
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Ralph (from The Toilet Online) has released a trailer for his Peeps docu-mentary.
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Do not forget to enjoy our intar-net links world-wide-web page. Literature, music, and excitement!

A CONTEST FOR THE WOMEN!
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MUSIC:

Here is a sample of the music played
solely by The Crypt Kickers:

"March To The Drunken Beat"
(NEW CD!)
(Nation of Kids Records) - price $4
:

1: The Lucky Shuffle
2: The Wooden Box (mp3)
3: July 3, 1984
4: Bone Machine Blues
5: Zombie Walkin 2 (mp3)
6: 18 Miles To Hell
7: Brand New Bottle O' Booze (mp3)
8: Graveyard Hoedown
9: The Anderson Farm
10: I Don't Want To Fuck You (I Just Want To Eat Your Brains) (mp3)
11: Liquor Filled Liver
12: Spider Veins
13: Next Train To Hell


"Lamentations of the Living Dead" (CD)
(Nation of Kids Records) - price $4
:

1a: Makin' Me Sick
1b: The Skids
1c: Zombie Walkin'
2: Your Generation
3: Just Go Away (mp3)
4: Front Porch Pickin (mp3)
5: Shit Talkers
6: The Devil's Music (mp3)
7: Lonesome Friday Nite
8: Pass Me By
9a: Waitin On The Undertaker
9b: Walkin' Talkin' Dead Man
10:
Kate Likes Kurt Vonnegut (mp3)


"Tales From the Front Porch" (Vinyl)
(Arkam/Black Owl Records #15) - price $7:

Side 1:
The Crypt Kickers
- Grave Robbin' Rebels
- Rattle Them Bones
- Snoopy vs. The Red Baron
         (P. Gernhard & D. Holler)

- 2000 Miles
- Walkin' Talkin' Dead Man
- Grave Diggin' 101

Plain Clothes Creeps String Trio
- You're the One

Side 2:
Plain Clothes Creeps String Trio
- My Well Has Run Dry

The Pine Hill Haints
- White Lightnin' Strikes and the Earth Quakes
- Crush My Heart
- When I Lay My Burden Down (trad.)
- Rollin' and Tumblin (trad.)
- Silver Watch


If you want more, buy our record at a show, chump! Or you may send cash or check to:

( new address! )
Nation Of Kids Records

4443 Millvale Dr.
Huntsville, AL 35805

ADD $1 TO THE PRICES ABOVE FOR SHIPPING!

Be sure to tell us which CDs/records you want. Make checks out to "Matt Bakula" and make sure cash is well-concealed in the envelope so as to not be stolen by the pony express, those lousy bastards.

ALSO...

Our records can be found at the best record store in the country:

Sunburst Records
4001 Holmes Ave NW
Huntsville, AL 35816
Phone: (256) 830-8079


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